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Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound Of Silence
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Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
- 3
Simon & Garfunkel - The Boxer
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Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
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Simon & Garfunkel - El Condor Pasa (If I Could)
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Simon & Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair (Canticle)
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Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia
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Simon & Garfunkel - April Come She Will
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Simon & Garfunkel - Homeward Bound
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Simon & Garfunkel - I Am a Rock
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Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends
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Simon & Garfunkel - America
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Simon & Garfunkel - Old Friends/Bookends
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Simon & Garfunkel - Kathy's Song
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Only Living Boy In New York
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Simon & Garfunkel - Baby Driver
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Simon & Garfunkel - For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
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Simon & Garfunkel - Slip Sliding Away
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Simon & Garfunkel - A Heart In New York
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Simon & Garfunkel - Bright Eyes
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Simon & Garfunkel - Sparrow
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Simon & Garfunkel - Hazy Shade Of Winter
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Simon & Garfunkel - Richard Cory
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Simon & Garfunkel - The 59th Street Bridge Song
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Simon & Garfunkel - At The Zoo
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Simon & Garfunkel - Bleecker Street
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Simon & Garfunkel - Cloudy
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Simon & Garfunkel - Leaves That Are Green
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Simon & Garfunkel - Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Sun Is Burning
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Simon & Garfunkel - Wake Up Little Susie
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Simon & Garfunkel - A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert Macnamara'd Into Submission)
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Simon & Garfunkel - Blessed
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Simon & Garfunkel - Blues Run The Game
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Simon & Garfunkel - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
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Simon & Garfunkel - Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall
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Simon & Garfunkel - Kodachrome
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Simon & Garfunkel - Song For The Asking
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Simon & Garfunkel - Wednesday Morning 3 AM
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Simon & Garfunkel - An American Tune
- 41
Simon & Garfunkel - Dangling Conversation
- 42
Simon & Garfunkel - Feeling Groovy (59th St. Bridge Song)
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Simon & Garfunkel - A Poem On The Underground Wall
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Simon & Garfunkel - Bye Bye Love
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Simon & Garfunkel - Fakin' It
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Simon & Garfunkel - He Was My Brother
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Simon & Garfunkel - Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
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Simon & Garfunkel - Late In The Evening
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Simon & Garfunkel - My Little Town
- 50
Simon & Garfunkel - Punky's Dilemma
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Simon & Garfunkel - So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright
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Simon & Garfunkel - Still Crazy After All These Years
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Times They Are A-Changin'
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Simon & Garfunkel - You Can Tell The World
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Simon & Garfunkel - 7 O'clock News / Silent Night
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Simon & Garfunkel - Benedictus
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Simon & Garfunkel - Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
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Simon & Garfunkel - Citizen Of The Planet
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Simon & Garfunkel - Comfort And Joy
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Simon & Garfunkel - Escape (Piña Colada Song)
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Simon & Garfunkel - Hearts And Bones
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Simon & Garfunkel - Hey, Schoolgirl
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Simon & Garfunkel - Keep The Customer Satisfied
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Simon & Garfunkel - Maybellene
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Simon & Garfunkel - Overs
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Simon & Garfunkel - Patterns
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Simon & Garfunkel - Peggy-O
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Simon & Garfunkel - Red Rubber Ball
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Simon & Garfunkel - Save The Life Of My Child
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Simon & Garfunkel - Somewhere They Can't Find Me
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Simon & Garfunkel - That Silver Haired Daddy Of Mine
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Boy In The Bubble
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Coast
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Dangling Conversation
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Obvious Child
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Rhythm Of The Saints
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Simon & Garfunkel - Tom And Jerry Story
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Simon & Garfunkel - Tradução
- 79
Simon & Garfunkel - Train In The Distance
- 80
Simon & Garfunkel - We've Got A Groovey Thing Goin'
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Simon & Garfunkel - When Numbers Get Serious
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Simon & Garfunkel - Why Don't You Write Me
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Simon & Garfunkel - You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lie
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Simon & Garfunkel - A Church Is Burning
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Simon & Garfunkel - A Most Peculiar Man
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Simon & Garfunkel - Águila En Vuelo
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Simon & Garfunkel - Allergies
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Simon & Garfunkel - Anji
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Simon & Garfunkel - Barbriallen
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Simon & Garfunkel - Born At The Right Time
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Simon & Garfunkel - Can't Run But
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Simon & Garfunkel - Chwewabeol
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Simon & Garfunkel - Crazy Love
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Simon & Garfunkel - Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes
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Simon & Garfunkel - Feuilles-O
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Simon & Garfunkel - Further To Fly
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Simon & Garfunkel - Go Tell It On The Mountain
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Simon & Garfunkel - Graceland
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Simon & Garfunkel - Gumboots
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Simon & Garfunkel - Homeless
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Simon & Garfunkel - I Know What I Know
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Simon & Garfunkel - I Only Have Eyes For You
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Simon & Garfunkel - Play Me a Sad Song
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Simon & Garfunkel - Proof
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Simon & Garfunkel - Rose Of Aberdeen
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Simon & Garfunkel - Roving Gambler
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Simon & Garfunkel - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
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Simon & Garfunkel - Song About The Moon
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Simon & Garfunkel - Star Carol
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Simon & Garfunkel - That Was Your Mother
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Cool, Cool River
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Late Great Johnny Ace
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Simon & Garfunkel - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
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Simon & Garfunkel - Think Too Much (part 1)
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Simon & Garfunkel - Think Too Much (part 2)
- 117
Simon & Garfunkel - Under African Skies
- 118
Simon & Garfunkel - We'll Never Say Goodbye
- 119
Simon & Garfunkel - You Can Call Me Al
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