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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - The Moron Brothers
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
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NOFX - You're Wrong
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - Sell Out
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NOFX - Shower Days
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NOFX - Straight Edge
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NOFX - Suits And Ladders
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NOFX - The Bag
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I, Melvin
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Lazy
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
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NOFX - New Boobs
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NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - Righteous Cause
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NOFX - S&M Airlines
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
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NOFX - The Black And White
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - The Man I Killed
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NOFX - The Quitter
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NOFX - Vanilla Sex
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NOFX - Where's My Slice?
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NOFX - Whoah On The Whoahs
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NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
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NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
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NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Drug Me
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NOFX - East Bay
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - El Lay
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NOFX - Electricity
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NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Fleas
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NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Free Dumb
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
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NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
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NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
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NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - High Achievers
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NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I, Fatty
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
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NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Iron Man
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NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
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NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
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NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Life of Riley
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Mattersville
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NOFX - Mean People Suck
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NOFX - Medio Core
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NOFX - Memories
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NOFX - Missing Child
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - Monsters
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No F-x
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NOFX - No More Lies
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NOFX - No Problems
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
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NOFX - Nowhere
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NOFX - Olive Me
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NOFX - Olympia, WA
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Piece
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NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Pods And Gods
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NOFX - Posuer
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NOFX - Professional Crastination
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NOFX - Puke On Cops
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Punk Song
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - Reagan Sucks
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - San Francisco Fat
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shitting Bricks
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
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NOFX - Sid And Nancy
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NOFX - Six Pack Girls
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
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NOFX - Sloppy English
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NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
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NOFX - Stand By Me
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NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
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NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
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NOFX - Stranded
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NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
