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NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - Sell Out
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - Straight Edge
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NOFX - The Bag
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - The Big Drag
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Last Caress
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - There She Goes
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NOFX - USA-Holes
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NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
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NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
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NOFX - You're Wrong
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Lazy
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NOFX - Life of Riley
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Memories
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - Stand By Me
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NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
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NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
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NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
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NOFX - Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
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NOFX - Tenderloin
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
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NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
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NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
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NOFX - The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
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NOFX - The Moron Brothers
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NOFX - There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
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NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
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NOFX - Warm
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NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
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NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
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NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
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NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
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NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Drug Me
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - East Bay
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - El Lay
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NOFX - Electricity
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NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Fleas
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NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - Free Dumb
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
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NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
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NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
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NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
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NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - High Achievers
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NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I, Fatty
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NOFX - I, Melvin
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
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NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Iron Man
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NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Mattersville
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NOFX - Mean People Suck
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NOFX - Medio Core
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NOFX - Missing Child
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monsters
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
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NOFX - New Boobs
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NOFX - No F-x
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NOFX - No More Lies
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NOFX - No Problems
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - Nowhere
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NOFX - Olive Me
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NOFX - Olympia, WA
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Piece
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NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Pods And Gods
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NOFX - Posuer
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NOFX - Professional Crastination
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NOFX - Puke On Cops
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Punk Song
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - Reagan Sucks
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Righteous Cause
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - S&M Airlines
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NOFX - San Francisco Fat
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - Shitting Bricks
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NOFX - Shower Days
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
