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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 2
NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 7
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 19
NOFX - The Bag
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Linewleum
- 26
NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 28
NOFX - Sell Out
- 29
NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - 60%
- 31
NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 33
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 34
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 35
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 37
NOFX - New Boobs
- 38
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 39
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 40
NOFX - Bob
- 41
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 42
NOFX - Drop The World
- 43
NOFX - El Lay
- 44
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 45
NOFX - Generation Z
- 46
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 47
NOFX - Green Corn
- 48
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 49
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 50
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 51
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 52
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 53
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 54
NOFX - Louise
- 55
NOFX - My Friends
- 56
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 57
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 58
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 59
NOFX - Nowhere
- 60
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 61
NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Reeko
- 63
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 64
NOFX - She's Gone
- 65
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
- 68
NOFX - The Cause
- 69
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 70
NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 71
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
- 72
NOFX - Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 74
NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 76
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 77
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 78
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 79
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 80
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 81
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 82
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 83
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 84
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 85
NOFX - First Call
- 86
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 87
NOFX - Fleas
- 88
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 89
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 90
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 91
NOFX - High Achievers
- 92
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 93
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 94
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 95
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 96
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 97
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 98
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 99
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 100
NOFX - Liza
- 101
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 102
NOFX - Longest Line
- 103
NOFX - Mattersville
- 104
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 105
NOFX - Medio Core
- 106
NOFX - Monday
- 107
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 108
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 109
NOFX - My Vagina
- 110
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 111
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 112
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 113
NOFX - Radio
- 114
NOFX - Remnants
- 115
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 116
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 117
NOFX - Shower Days
- 118
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 119
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 120
NOFX - Stranded
- 121
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 122
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 123
NOFX - The Big Drag
- 124
NOFX - The death of John Smith
- 125
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 126
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 127
NOFX - USA-Holes
- 128
NOFX - Vincent
- 129
NOFX - We Called it America
- 130
NOFX - We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
- 131
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 132
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 133
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 134
NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
- 135
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 136
NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
- 137
NOFX - Zyclone B Bathhouse
- 138
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 139
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 140
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 141
NOFX - 20 Something
- 142
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 143
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 144
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 145
NOFX - A200 Club
- 146
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 147
NOFX - All Of Me
- 148
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 149
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 150
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 151
NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 153
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 154
NOFX - August 8th
- 155
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 156
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 157
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 158
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 159
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 160
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 161
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 162
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 163
NOFX - California Drought
- 164
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 165
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 166
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 167
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 168
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 169
NOFX - Cheese
- 170
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 171
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 172
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 173
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 174
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 175
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 176
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 177
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 178
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 179
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 180
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 181
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 182
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 183
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 184
NOFX - Door Nails
- 185
NOFX - Doornails
- 186
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 187
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 188
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 189
NOFX - Drug Me
- 190
NOFX - East Bay
- 191
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 192
NOFX - Electricity
- 193
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 194
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 195
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 196
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 197
NOFX - Forming
- 198
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 199
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 200
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 201
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 202
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 203
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 204
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 205
NOFX - Fungus
- 206
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 207
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 208
NOFX - Glass War
- 209
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 210
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 211
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 212
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 213
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 214
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 215
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 216
NOFX - Herojuana
- 217
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 218
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 219
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 220
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 221
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 222
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 223
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 224
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 225
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 226
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 227
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 228
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 229
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 230
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 231
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 232
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 234
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 235
NOFX - ID
- 236
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 237
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 238
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 239
NOFX - Iron Man
- 240
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 241
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 242
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 243
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 244
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 245
NOFX - Juice Head
- 246
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 247
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 248
NOFX - Last Caress
- 249
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 250
NOFX - Lazy
- 251
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 252
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 253
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 254
NOFX - Love Story
- 255
NOFX - Lower
- 256
NOFX - Memories
- 257
NOFX - Missing Child
- 258
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 259
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 260
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 261
NOFX - Monsters
- 262
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 263
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 264
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 265
NOFX - My Penis
- 266
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 267
NOFX - No F-x
- 268
NOFX - No More Lies
- 269
NOFX - No Problems
- 270
NOFX - No Way
- 271
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 272
NOFX - Olive Me
- 273
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 274
NOFX - On The Rag
- 275
NOFX - On The Rag
- 276
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 277
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 278
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 279
NOFX - Party Enema
- 280
NOFX - Piece
- 281
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 282
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 283
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 284
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 285
NOFX - Posuer
- 286
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 287
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 288
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 289
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 290
NOFX - Punk Song
- 291
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 292
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 293
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 294
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 295
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 296
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 297
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 298
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 299
NOFX - Secret Society
- 300
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
