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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - The Decline
- 3
NOFX - Linoleum
- 4
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 19
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 21
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
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NOFX - American Errorist
- 24
NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 26
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 27
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 28
NOFX - Radio
- 29
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 30
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 31
NOFX - Vincent
- 32
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 33
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 34
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 35
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 36
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 37
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 38
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 39
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 40
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 41
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 42
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 43
NOFX - Sell Out
- 44
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 45
NOFX - The Big Drag
- 46
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 47
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 48
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 49
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 50
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 51
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 52
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 53
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 54
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 55
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 56
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 57
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 58
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 59
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 60
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 61
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 62
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 63
NOFX - Lazy
- 64
NOFX - Liza
- 65
NOFX - Mattersville
- 66
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 67
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 68
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 69
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 70
NOFX - The Cause
- 71
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 72
NOFX - The Plan
- 73
NOFX - The Quitter
- 74
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 75
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 76
NOFX - Zyclone B Bathhouse
- 77
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 78
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 79
NOFX - All Of Me
- 80
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 81
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 82
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 83
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 84
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 85
NOFX - Dig
- 86
NOFX - Doornails
- 87
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 88
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 89
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 90
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 91
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 92
NOFX - Fleas
- 93
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 94
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 95
NOFX - Green Corn
- 96
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 97
NOFX - Herojuana
- 98
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 99
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 100
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 101
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 102
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 103
NOFX - Iron Man
- 104
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 105
NOFX - Linewleum
- 106
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 107
NOFX - Love Story
- 108
NOFX - Lower
- 109
NOFX - Medio Core
- 110
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 111
NOFX - My Penis
- 112
NOFX - My Vagina
- 113
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 114
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 115
NOFX - Nowhere
- 116
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 117
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 118
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 119
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 120
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 121
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 122
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 123
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 124
NOFX - She's Gone
- 125
NOFX - Shower Days
- 126
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 127
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 128
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 129
NOFX - The Bag
- 130
NOFX - The Black And White
- 131
NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
- 132
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 133
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 134
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
- 135
NOFX - Warm
- 136
NOFX - We Called it America
- 137
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 138
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
- 139
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 140
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 141
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 142
NOFX - 20 Something
- 143
NOFX - 60%
- 144
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 145
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 146
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 147
NOFX - A200 Club
- 148
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 149
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 150
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 151
NOFX - Antenna's
- 152
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 153
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 154
NOFX - August 8th
- 155
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 156
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 157
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 158
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 159
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 160
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 161
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 162
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 163
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 164
NOFX - California Drought
- 165
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 166
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 167
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 168
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 169
NOFX - Cheese
- 170
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 171
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 172
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 173
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 174
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 175
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 176
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 177
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 178
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 179
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 180
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 181
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 182
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 183
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 184
NOFX - Door Nails
- 185
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 186
NOFX - Drop The World
- 187
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 188
NOFX - Drug Me
- 189
NOFX - East Bay
- 190
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 191
NOFX - El Lay
- 192
NOFX - Electricity
- 193
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 194
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 195
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 196
NOFX - First Call
- 197
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 198
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 199
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 200
NOFX - Forming
- 201
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 202
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 203
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 204
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 205
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 206
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 207
NOFX - Fungus
- 208
NOFX - Generation Z
- 209
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 210
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 211
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 212
NOFX - Glass War
- 213
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 214
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 215
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 216
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 217
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 218
NOFX - High Achievers
- 219
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 220
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 221
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 222
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 223
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 224
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 225
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 226
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 228
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 229
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 230
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 231
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 232
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 233
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 234
NOFX - ID
- 235
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 236
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 237
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 238
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 239
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 240
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 241
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 242
NOFX - Juice Head
- 243
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 244
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 245
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 246
NOFX - Last Caress
- 247
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 248
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 249
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 250
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 251
NOFX - Longest Line
- 252
NOFX - Louise
- 253
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 254
NOFX - Memories
- 255
NOFX - Missing Child
- 256
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 257
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 258
NOFX - Monday
- 259
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 260
NOFX - Monsters
- 261
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 262
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 263
NOFX - My Friends
- 264
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 265
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 266
NOFX - New Boobs
- 267
NOFX - No F-x
- 268
NOFX - No More Lies
- 269
NOFX - No Problems
- 270
NOFX - No Way
- 271
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 272
NOFX - Olive Me
- 273
NOFX - On The Rag
- 274
NOFX - On The Rag
- 275
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 276
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 277
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 278
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 279
NOFX - Party Enema
- 280
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 281
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 282
NOFX - Piece
- 283
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 284
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 285
NOFX - Posuer
- 286
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 287
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 288
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 289
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 290
NOFX - Punk Song
- 291
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 292
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 293
NOFX - Remnants
- 294
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 295
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 296
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 297
NOFX - Secret Society
- 298
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 299
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 300
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
