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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - You're Wrong
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Fleas
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
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NOFX - Lazy
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Olympia, WA
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - Shower Days
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NOFX - Six Pack Girls
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Stand By Me
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
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NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - We Called it America
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NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Drug Me
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - New Boobs
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NOFX - No F-x
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - Sid And Nancy
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NOFX - Straight Edge
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NOFX - The Big Drag
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NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - The Quitter
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NOFX - Timmy The Turtle
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NOFX - Total Bummer
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NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
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NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
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NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - East Bay
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - El Lay
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NOFX - Electricity
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NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Free Dumb
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
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NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
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NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
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NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
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NOFX - High Achievers
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NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
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NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I, Fatty
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NOFX - I, Melvin
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
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NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
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NOFX - Iron Man
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NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
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NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
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NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Life of Riley
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Mattersville
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NOFX - Mean People Suck
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NOFX - Medio Core
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NOFX - Memories
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NOFX - Missing Child
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - Monsters
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No More Lies
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NOFX - No Problems
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
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NOFX - Nowhere
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NOFX - Olive Me
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Piece
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NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Pods And Gods
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NOFX - Posuer
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NOFX - Professional Crastination
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NOFX - Puke On Cops
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NOFX - Punk Song
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - Reagan Sucks
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Righteous Cause
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - S&M Airlines
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NOFX - San Francisco Fat
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - Sell Out
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shitting Bricks
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
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NOFX - Sloppy English
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
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NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
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NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
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NOFX - Stranded
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NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
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NOFX - Stupid Canadiens
Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
NOFX
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore