You go girls
We are the muses
Goddesses of the arts
And proclaimers of heroes
Heroes like Hercules
Honey, you mean Hunk-ules!
Woo, I'd like to make some sweet music
Our story actually begins long before Hercules
Many eons ago
Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
Woo, sing it girlfriend!
But then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its track
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Yeah, baby
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
On Mount Olympus, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
