Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in ev'ry greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster And you're talkin' s.r.o. He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero Herc was a kid with his Act down pat From zero to hero In no time flat Zero to hero Just like that When he smiled The grils went wild with Oohs and aahs And they slapped his face On ev'ry vase (On ev'ry "vahse") From appearance fees And royalties Our herc had cash To burn Now nouveau riche An' famous He could tell you What's a grecian urn? Say amen There he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And this perfect package Packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie Brains, and spunk From zero to hero A major hunk Zero to hero And who'da thunk Who put the glad In gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are Great the-a-tre? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our fav'rite flavor Hercules, hercules... Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothin' A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He hit the heights at Breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes, indeed!
