I live on the edge
And something has me really turning red
I toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah,
Yeah, I said it
I'm unsatisfied
With all the Romeos and their "Goodbyes"
Their "See ya laters" incomplete the lies
That's why I sigh
It's not just me I talk about
Our rage is on the way
All the money in the women's world will never make 'em change
Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find Da Vinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man
I'm gonna wear blue
And find a pair of flat black leather shoes
That shine more than a diamond mine could do
And add something new
Like wear a cologne
That says "You are the man I'm gonna own"
And whispers "Baby, will you take me home?"
Va va va va va voom
I drop a hint and then my keys
And then I cast a net
To catch someone who's in for such
A night he won't forget
Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find Da Vinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man
I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache
Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts
Call me the equalizer for the girls
And tell me, baby, tell me where it hurts
Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find Da Vinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man
