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Hoobastank - The Reason
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Hoobastank - Disappear
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Hoobastank - Same Direction
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Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark
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Hoobastank - Running Away
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Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Hoobastank - Unaffected
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Hoobastank - If I Were You
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Hoobastank - Just One
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Hoobastank - Inside Of You
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Hoobastank - Right Before Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - So Close, So Far
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Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
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Hoobastank - Let It Out
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Hoobastank - Remember Me
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Hoobastank - Born To Lead
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Hoobastank - The First Of Me
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Hoobastank - What Happened To Us?
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Hoobastank - First of Me
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Hoobastank - I Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - You're The One
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Hoobastank - A Thousand Words
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Hoobastank - Don't Tell Me
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Hoobastank - From The Heart
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Hoobastank - If Only
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Hoobastank - Incomplete
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Hoobastank - Moving Forward
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Hoobastank - My Turn
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Hoobastank - No Destination
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Hoobastank - Open Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Our Song
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Hoobastank - Pieces
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Hoobastank - Slow Down
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Hoobastank - The Letter
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Hoobastank - The Mirror
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Hoobastank - To Be With You
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Hoobastank - Better
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Hoobastank - Better Left Unsaid
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Hoobastank - Divine
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Hoobastank - Finally Awake
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Hoobastank - Give It Back
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Hoobastank - Gone Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Good Enough
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Hoobastank - Head Over Heels
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Hoobastank - Karma Patrol
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Hoobastank - Look Where We Are
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Hoobastank - Losing My Grip
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Hoobastank - More Beautiful
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Hoobastank - More Than a Memory
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Hoobastank - Never There
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Hoobastank - Pee Wee
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Hoobastank - Ready For You
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Hoobastank - Say The Same
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Hoobastank - Silence Is Bliss
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Hoobastank - Sing What You Can't Say
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Hoobastank - The Critic
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Hoobastank - The Dance That Broke My Jaw
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Hoobastank - The Fallen
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Hoobastank - This Is Just The Beginning
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Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
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Hoobastank - Without a Fight
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Hoobastank - You Need To Be Here
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Hoobastank - 150
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Hoobastank - A Timeless Classic
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Hoobastank - Afterparty At The Actor's Estate
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Hoobastank - All About You
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Hoobastank - All I Ever Wanted
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Hoobastank - Buzzkill (Before You Say Goodbye)
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Hoobastank - Can I Buy You a Drink?
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Hoobastank - Connected
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Hoobastank - Connected (halo 2 Soundtrack)
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Hoobastank - Did You
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Hoobastank - Don't Look Away
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Hoobastank - Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - Earthsick
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Hoobastank - Educated Fool
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Hoobastank - End Of Our Rope
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Hoobastank - Escape
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Hoobastank - Face The Music
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Hoobastank - Fallen Star
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Hoobastank - Foot In Your Mouth
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Hoobastank - Force Feed Me
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Hoobastank - Ghostbusters
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Hoobastank - Gona Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Hello Again
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Hoobastank - I Felt a Song Inside Me
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Hoobastank - If My Tongue Could Talk
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Hoobastank - Invisible
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Hoobastank - Is It Just Me?
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Hoobastank - Is This The Day?
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Hoobastank - Just Let Go (Who Cares If We Fall)
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Hoobastank - Leave Today
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Hoobastank - Let You Know
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Hoobastank - Lucky
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Hoobastank - Magnolia
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Hoobastank - My Broken Legs
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Hoobastank - My Prescription
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Hoobastank - Naked Jock Man
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here Again
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Hoobastank - Never Saw It Coming
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Hoobastank - No Win Situation
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Hoobastank - Now Or Never
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Hoobastank - Paper Promises
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Hoobastank - Paper Promisses
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Hoobastank - Papercuts And Exit Wounds
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Hoobastank - Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe
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Hoobastank - Push Pull
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Hoobastank - Reclaiming The Throne
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Hoobastank - Red Sky At Dawn
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Hoobastank - Replace You
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Hoobastank - Reset The Breaker
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Hoobastank - Santa´s Coming
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Hoobastank - Sick Of Hanging On
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Hoobastank - Sleepyhead
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Hoobastank - Stay with me
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Hoobastank - Stuck Without A Voice
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Hoobastank - Subways In Pittsburgh
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Hoobastank - Sweet Cliches
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Hoobastank - Tears Of Yesterday
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Hoobastank - The Lesson
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Hoobastank - The Pressure
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Hoobastank - The Rules
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Hoobastank - There Will Never Be Another One
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Hoobastank - This Is Gonna Hurt
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Hoobastank - This Is Taking Forever
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Hoobastank - This Is Where We Go It Alone
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Hoobastank - Tin Walls
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Hoobastank - Tortoise
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Hoobastank - True Believer
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Hoobastank - Unquestionable
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Hoobastank - Up And Gone
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Hoobastank - Waiting
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Hoobastank - We Are One
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Hoobastank - We Don't Need The World
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Hoobastank - We're So Beyond This
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Hoobastank - What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Grow
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Hoobastank - What I Meant To Say
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Hoobastank - Who The Hell Am I?
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Hoobastank - You Before Me
Santa´s Coming
Hoobastank
It's a story that is almost never told
It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had
And no one knows
He was tired of the misses always bitchin' (always bitchin')
And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too)
So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck
And he yelled that he don't give a fuck
"Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!"
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Well you know that one drink led to another
And suddenly the room began to spin
So round and round ol' Santa went
Not knowing all the trouble he was in
They laughed and kicked him out the door
They said he couldn't have no more
And in the snow he nearly fell
He shook his fist and then he yelled
"You haven't seen the last of me!"
While he was standing in his pee
He flipped the bird and (?)
And stumbled off into the night
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So, on and on Santa walked
Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold
A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold
And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature
A creature that made his veins race with love blood
And his loins?
Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north
(Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there!
[Sheep Noises]
Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho!
[More Sheep Noises]
Well I've got a little present for you!
[Zipper Noise])
Now everyone around has heard the story
A story that was almost never told
About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had
And now you know
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer