- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 4
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 5
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 6
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 7
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 8
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 9
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
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Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 11
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 12
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 13
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 14
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 15
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 16
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 17
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 18
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 19
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 20
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 21
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 22
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 23
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 24
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
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Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 26
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 27
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 28
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 29
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 30
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 31
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 32
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 33
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 34
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 35
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 36
Funkadelic - Balance
- 37
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 38
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 39
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 40
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 41
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 42
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 43
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 44
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 45
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 46
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 47
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 48
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 49
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 50
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 51
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 52
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 53
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 54
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 55
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 56
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 57
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 58
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 59
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 60
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 61
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 62
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 63
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 64
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 65
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 66
Funkadelic - Into You
- 67
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 68
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 69
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 70
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 71
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 72
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 73
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 74
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 75
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 76
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 77
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 78
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 79
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 80
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 81
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 82
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
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Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 84
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 85
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 86
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 87
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 88
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 89
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 90
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 91
Funkadelic - Some More
- 92
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 93
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 94
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 95
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 96
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 97
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 98
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 99
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 100
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 101
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 102
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 103
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 104
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 105
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 106
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 107
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 108
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 109
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 110
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 111
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
- 112
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)