When your heart is craving some grade-A entertainment That's the Theater of War When your life is a bore and you need something more, well Check out the Theater of War
Bright Lights are glowin' from nuclear explosions People come from near and far And if you're in for a gag, you can load up a mag and Shoot for the stars
Oh yes it might get violent but there ain't nothing like it That's the Theater of That's the Theater of The whole gosh-darn Theater of That's the Theater of That's the Theater of War
