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    Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend

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    Wilbur Soot - Mine / Yours

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    Wilbur Soot - Amazon Standing Lamp

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    Wilbur Soot - Oh Distant You

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    Wilbur Soot - Saline Solution

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    Wilbur Soot - Your Sister Was Right

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    Wilbur Soot - Around The Pomegranate

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    Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me

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    Wilbur Soot - Melatonin 130

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    Wilbur Soot - L'manberg Anthem

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    Wilbur Soot - Losing Face

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    Wilbur Soot - Since I Saw Vienna

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    Wilbur Soot - Soft Boy

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    Wilbur Soot - Trying Not To Think About It

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    Wilbur Soot - Dropshipped Cat Shirt

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    Wilbur Soot - Eulogy

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    Wilbur Soot - Glass Chalet

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    Wilbur Soot - I Don't Think It Will Ever End

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    Wilbur Soot - I'm In Love With An E-girl

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    Wilbur Soot - Jubilee Line

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    Wilbur Soot - Karen, Please Come Back, I Miss The Kids

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    Wilbur Soot - La Jolla

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    Wilbur Soot - The Median

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    Wilbur Soot - 10 Week Rule

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    Wilbur Soot - I'm Sorry Boris

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    Wilbur Soot - It's All Futile! It's All Pointless!

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    Wilbur Soot - Maybe I Was Boring

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    Wilbur Soot - Screensaver

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    Wilbur Soot - White Wine In a Wetherspoons

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    Wilbur Soot - Diegetic Little Freak

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    Wilbur Soot - For Memories

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    Wilbur Soot - Goodnight

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    Wilbur Soot - I Am Very Smart

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    Wilbur Soot - The "Nice Guy" Ballad

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    Wilbur Soot - The Squid Song

Your New Boyfriend

Wilbur Soot

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on voip
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 till 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed
I'm in your twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo)

And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17

How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney world

But he's in your bed
And I'm in your twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair

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