Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Put it in the fish tank Drop it off at the bank Bring it to the Walgreens And put it in the ice cream Put it in the mailbox And put it in some old socks Put it in a rice bowl Stick it up your asshole
Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Put it in the hall of fame Take it to a ballgame Stick it in the gas tank Put it in my Uncle Frank Put it in the outhouse Put it in my cousin's mouth Put it in my guitar Rub it on an old scar
Put it in some warm bread Put it in the wood shed Put it in my mom's shoe Stick it to some Elmer's glue Take it to a country show And put it in the front row Put it in the bathtub And clean it with a good scrub
Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't Hey, hey I love puddin' Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
