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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkarama!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Face
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - A Complicated Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ebay
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - George Of The Jungle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another Tattoo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Captain Underpants Theme Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hamilton Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lasagna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alternative Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Big And Loud
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cavity Search
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Confessions Part III
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Wanna Be Your Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Isle Thing
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With a Hernia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mmmmmmm
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The Cia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Party!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Patterns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Rice, Rice Baby
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spy Hard
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Steak Number 3
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me To The Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Great Mighty Poo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Twister
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Windows 95 Sucks
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today (love Hina)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Airline Amy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alimony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Avocado
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Got Jack
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Barney's On Fire
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb That Iraqi Boy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Born To Be Mild
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buckingham Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Burger King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cafeteria Mold
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Callin In Sick Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Carnival of The Animals Part 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cats In The Kettle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chewy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cockroachs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Constipated
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cows With Guns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Craigslists
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Doctor
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Wear Those Shoes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't You Forget About Meat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Enter Napster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eye of The Tiger Parody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fast Food
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fatter
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Finale
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Frank's 2000" TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Free Delivery
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fun Zone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gandhi II
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gee, I'm A Nerd
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Generic Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Genius In France
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Goin Huntin
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Enough For Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Old Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gotta Boogie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grandpa's A Pornstar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gravy On You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Green Eggs And Ham
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gump
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Heart Attack #5
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hit Me With A Rock
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Homer and Marge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hummingbirds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Remember Larry
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Want A New Duck
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm An Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm So Sick Of You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If That Isn't Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Inactive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Moldy Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jackson Park Express
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - King Of Suede
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lame Claim To Fame
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Laundry Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Leisure Suit Serenade
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let's Comc Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Llama Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Make My Boobies One More Size
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Matter Of Crust
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Melanie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Popeil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Fart Will Go On
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Girlfriend Died
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Own Eyes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ooby Dooby Dooo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops I'm Pregnant Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops... I Farted Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pacman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pancreas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pet Names For Genetalia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Peter And The Wolf
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Phony Calls
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pigeons
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkas On 45
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ricky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ringtone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria - Version 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Shark
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She's Gotta Pee
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snack All Night
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snails
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spameater
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spiderman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Trek Rhapsody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Wars: The Saga
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Dragging My Car Around
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Syndicated Inc.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Taco Grande
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me Down
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Talk Soup
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Beer Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Brady Bunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Jedi Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Plumbing Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Rye Or The Kaiser (Rocky XIII Theme)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The White Stuff
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Is The LIfe
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tmz
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Toothless People
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Traffic Jam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trash Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger Happy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Velvet Elvis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Vulture
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Waffle King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Wannabe Stormtropper
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - We Got The Beef
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - What If God Smoked Cannabis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - When I Was Your Age
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whole Lotta Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - With Legs Wide Open
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Won't Eat Prunes Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Make Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You're Pitiful
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly
Word Crimes
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Everybody wise up!
Say you got an "I","t"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
Okay, now here's some notes
Syntax you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's danglin'
But I don't want your drama
If you really wanna
Leave out that oxford comma
Just keep in mind
That "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full time proofreader
You dumb mouth-breather
Well, you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper english
One thing I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Always say "to whom"
Don't ever say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second grade
I hope you can tell
If you're doing good or doing well
About better figure out the difference
Irony is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You literally couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
I read your e-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw your blog post
It's really fantastic
That was sarcastic (oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a spastic
I hate these word crimes
Your prose is dopey
Think you should only
Write in emoji
Oh, you're a lost cause
Go back to pre-school
Get out of the gene pool
Try your best to not drool
Never mind I give up
Really now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!