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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lasagna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Captain Underpants Theme Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Face
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkarama!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With a Hernia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Great Mighty Poo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alternative Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Avocado
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Burger King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - George Of The Jungle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Goin Huntin
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Enough For Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Green Eggs And Ham
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gump
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hamilton Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Homer and Marge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Want A New Duck
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Llama Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Fart Will Go On
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The Cia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ricky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spy Hard
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Wars: The Saga
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tmz
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - We Got The Beef
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - What If God Smoked Cannabis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You're Pitiful
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today (love Hina)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - A Complicated Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Airline Amy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alimony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another Tattoo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Got Jack
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Barney's On Fire
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Big And Loud
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb That Iraqi Boy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Born To Be Mild
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buckingham Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cafeteria Mold
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Callin In Sick Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Carnival of The Animals Part 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cats In The Kettle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cavity Search
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chewy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cockroachs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Confessions Part III
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Constipated
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cows With Guns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Craigslists
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Doctor
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Wear Those Shoes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't You Forget About Meat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ebay
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Enter Napster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eye of The Tiger Parody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fast Food
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fatter
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Finale
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Frank's 2000" TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Free Delivery
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fun Zone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gandhi II
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gee, I'm A Nerd
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Generic Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Genius In France
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Old Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gotta Boogie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grandpa's A Pornstar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gravy On You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Heart Attack #5
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hit Me With A Rock
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hummingbirds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Remember Larry
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Wanna Be Your Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm An Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm So Sick Of You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If That Isn't Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Inactive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Isle Thing
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Moldy Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jackson Park Express
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - King Of Suede
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lame Claim To Fame
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Laundry Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Leisure Suit Serenade
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let's Comc Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Make My Boobies One More Size
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Matter Of Crust
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Melanie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mmmmmmm
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Popeil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Girlfriend Died
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Own Eyes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ooby Dooby Dooo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops I'm Pregnant Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops... I Farted Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pacman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pancreas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pet Names For Genetalia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Peter And The Wolf
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Phony Calls
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pigeons
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Party!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Patterns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkas On 45
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Rice, Rice Baby
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ringtone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria - Version 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Shark
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She's Gotta Pee
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snack All Night
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snails
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spameater
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spiderman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Trek Rhapsody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Steak Number 3
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Dragging My Car Around
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Syndicated Inc.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Taco Grande
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me Down
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me To The Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Talk Soup
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Beer Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Brady Bunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Jedi Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Plumbing Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Rye Or The Kaiser (Rocky XIII Theme)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The White Stuff
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Is The LIfe
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Toothless People
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Traffic Jam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trash Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger Happy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Twister
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Velvet Elvis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Vulture
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Waffle King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Wannabe Stormtropper
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - When I Was Your Age
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whole Lotta Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Windows 95 Sucks
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - With Legs Wide Open
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Won't Eat Prunes Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Make Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
Jackson Park Express
"Weird Al" Yankovic
I was riding to work on the
Jackson park express
Seemed like any other day
Then my whole world changed
In a way I never could have guessed
Cause she walked in
Took the seat right across the aisle
I knew we had a special connection
The second I saw her smile
She smiled as if to say
Hello, haven't seen you on this bus before
I gave her a look that said
Huh, life is funny, you never know what's in store
By the way, your hair is beautiful
I bet it smells like raisins
She looked at me in a way that asked
Did you have a nose job or something?
I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly better
Than the rest of your face
I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly
Which was my way of asking
Do you want my old hewlett-packard printer?
It still works, kinda
And I got a bunch of ink cartridges left
Then, she let out a long sigh
Which, I took to mean, uh
Mama, what is that deodorant you're wearing?
It's intoxicating
Why don't we drive out to the country sometime?
And collect deer ticks in a zip-lock baggie, oh yeah
I gave her a penetrating stare
Which could only mean
You are my answer, my answer to everything
Which is why, I'll probably do very poorly
On the written part of my driver's test
Yes, it all happened
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
I knew she was starting to fall for me
Cause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably meant
Baby, lets wear each other's clothes
And speak in a victorian accent
And, maybe someday we can own and operate
Our own mobile pet-grooming service
I couldn't hold back my feelings
I gave her a look, that said
I would make any sacrifice for your love
Goat, chicken, whatever
I could never hold you close enough
Let's have our bodies surgically grafted together
Oh, surgically grafted together
She picked up her newspaper, and started reading to herself
Which I'm sure, was a way of telling me
When you're cold, I will warm you
When you're shivering, I will hold you
When your nauseous, I will give you pepto-bismol every hour
For as long as the symptoms persist
Oh, I, I never, ever want to see you cry
So, please let me cauterize your tear ducts with an arc welder
Then, I glanced down, at her shirt, for a second
In a way that clearly implied
I like your boobs
Yes, it all happened
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
I cleared my throat quietly, and then, I looked away
And I'm sure it was obvious to her, just what I was trying to say
I was trying to say
"Hey I'd like to make a wall-sized mural out of all the dead skin cells
That you slough off while you sleep at night"
Whoa oh, "I'd like to rip you wide open
And french-kiss every single one of your internal organs
Oh, I'd like to remove all your skin and wear your skin, over my own skin
But not in a creepy way"
Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me, out of the corner of her good eye
And, though, she never spoke a word, this is exactly what I heard
She was saying, "oh!
I wanna make out with you, in an abandoned toll-booth, in the middle of a monsoon
I wanna ride dolphins with you, in the moonlight
Until the staff at sea world kicks us out
I want you inside me, oh, like a tapeworm
I pointed to the side of my mouth, as a way of indicating
Hey, I think you got something on the side of your mouth
She licked the corner of her lips, as if to say
Here?, I nodded, implying, yeah, you got it
And, then the bus stopped, at 53rd street, and she got up suddenly
Where are you going?, pleaded my eyes, baby, don't you do this to me
Think of the beautiful children we could have someday
We could school them at home, raise them up the right way
And protect them from the evils of the world
Like trigonometry and prime numbers, oh no
Baby, please don't go
She brushed my leg, as she left the bus
I'm sure that was her way of saying
I'm sorry this just isn't working out
You're suffocating me
I need some space to find out what life's all about
So, goodbye forever, my love
And deep inside, I knew she was right
It was time for us both to move on
And though, I never got her number, oh no no
She never bothered to leave her address, oh
But, as long as I live, I'll never forget
Those precious moments we shared together
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express
On the jackson park express