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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Rice, Rice Baby
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Captain Underpants Theme Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alternative Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Face
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The Cia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - George Of The Jungle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkarama!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spy Hard
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lasagna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Rye Or The Kaiser (Rocky XIII Theme)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Big And Loud
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Wear Those Shoes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ebay
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fast Food
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Remember Larry
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Inactive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With a Hernia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Make My Boobies One More Size
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops... I Farted Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The White Stuff
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Velvet Elvis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - With Legs Wide Open
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - A Complicated Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Airline Amy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alimony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another Tattoo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Avocado
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Barney's On Fire
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Born To Be Mild
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buckingham Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Burger King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cafeteria Mold
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Callin In Sick Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Carnival of The Animals Part 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cavity Search
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chewy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cockroachs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Confessions Part III
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cows With Guns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Craigslists
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Doctor
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't You Forget About Meat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fatter
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Finale
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Frank's 2000" TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Free Delivery
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fun Zone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gandhi II
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gee, I'm A Nerd
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Generic Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Genius In France
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Enough For Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Old Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gotta Boogie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grandpa's A Pornstar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gravy On You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Green Eggs And Ham
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gump
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hamilton Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Heart Attack #5
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hit Me With A Rock
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Homer and Marge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hummingbirds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Want A New Duck
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm An Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm So Sick Of You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If That Isn't Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Isle Thing
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Moldy Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jackson Park Express
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - King Of Suede
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lame Claim To Fame
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Laundry Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Leisure Suit Serenade
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let's Comc Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Matter Of Crust
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Melanie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Popeil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Fart Will Go On
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Girlfriend Died
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Own Eyes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ooby Dooby Dooo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops I'm Pregnant Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pacman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pancreas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pet Names For Genetalia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Peter And The Wolf
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Phony Calls
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pigeons
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Party!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Patterns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkas On 45
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ricky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ringtone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria - Version 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Shark
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She's Gotta Pee
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snack All Night
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snails
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spameater
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Trek Rhapsody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Steak Number 3
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Dragging My Car Around
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Syndicated Inc.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Taco Grande
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me Down
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me To The Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Talk Soup
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Beer Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Brady Bunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Plumbing Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Is The LIfe
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tmz
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Toothless People
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Traffic Jam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trash Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger Happy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Twister
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Vulture
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Waffle King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - We Got The Beef
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - When I Was Your Age
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whole Lotta Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Won't Eat Prunes Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Make Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You're Pitiful
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today (love Hina)
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
"Weird Al" Yankovic
After workin' all year down at Big Roy's Heating and Plumbing.
So one night, when my family and I were gathered round the dinner table, I said,
"Kids...
If you could go anywhere in this great big world, now
Where'd you like to go to?"
They said, "Dad...
We wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota."
They picked the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
So the very next day we loaded up the car with potato skins and pickled weiners,
Crossword puzzles, Spiderman comics and mama's homemade rhubarb pie,
Pulled out of the driveway, and the neighbors, they all waved goodbye.
And so began our three-day journey.
We picked up a guy holdin' a sign that said "Twine Ball or Bust."
He smelled real bad, and he said his name was Bernie.
I put in a Slim Whitman tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net.
Kids were in the back seat jumpin' up and down, yellin' "Are we there yet?"
And all of us were joined together in one common thought,
As we rolled down the long and winding Interstate in our '53 DeSoto.
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Oh, we couldn't wait to get there, so we drove straight through for three whole days and nights.
Of course, we stopped for more pickled weiners now and then.
The scenery was just so pretty, boy, I wish the kids could've seen it.
But you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered
with the decals from all the places where we've already been.
Like Elvis-a-Rama, the Tupperware Museum,
The Boll Weevil Monument, and Cranberry World,
The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock,
And the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
We've been to ghost towns, steam parks, wax museums,
And a place where you can drive through the middle of a tree.
Seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches,
But there's still one thing we've gotta see.
Well, we crossed the state line about 6:39,
And we saw the sign that said, "Twine Ball Exit - fifty miles."
Oh, the kids were so happy, they started singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the
twenty-seventh time that day.
So we pulled off the road at the last chance gas station,
Got a few more pickled weiners and a diet chocolate soda,
On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Finally at 7:37 early Wednesday evening, as the sun was setting in the Minnesota sky,
Out in the distance, on the horizon it appeared to me like a vision before my unbelieving eyes.
We parked the car and walked with awe-filled reverence toward that glorious, huge, majestic sphere.
I was just so overwhelmed by its sheer immensity, I had to pop myself a beer.
Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open 10 to 8 on weekdays, in a little shrine under a makeshift pagoda,
There sits the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
I tell you, it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Ohhh, what on Earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing.
Ohhh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one hundred forty pounds of string.
What was he tryin' to prove?
Who was he tryin' to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it?
It's anybody's guess.
Where did he get the twine?
What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?
Well, we walked up beside it, and I warned the kids,
"Now you better not touch it, those ropes are there for a reason."
I said, "Maybe if you're good, I'll tie it to the back of our car, and we can take it home."
But I was only teasin'.
Then we went to the gift shop and stood in line, bought a souvenir miniature ball of twine,
Some window decals, and anything else they'd sell us.
And I bought a couple postcards: "Greetings from the Twine Ball, wish you were here."
Won't the folks back home be jealous.
I gave our camera to Bernie, and we stood by the ball,
And we all gathered around and said, "Cheese."
Then Bernie ran away with my brand new Instamatic,
But at least we've got our memories.
So we all just stared at the ball for awhile,
And my eyes got moist, but I said with a smile,
"Kids, this here's what America's all about."
Then I started feelin' kinda gooey inside,
And I fell on my knees and I cried and cried.
And that's when those security guards threw us out.
You know, I bet if we unravelled that sucker, it'd roll all the way down to Fargo, North Dakota,
'Cause it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
I'm talkin' 'bout the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Well, we stayed that night at the Twine Ball Inn.
In the morning we were on our way home again.
But we really didn't wanna leave, that was perfectly clear.
I said, "Folks, I can tell you're all sad to go."
Then I winked my eye and I said, "You know,
I got a funny kinda feeling we'll be coming back again next year."
'Cause I've been all around this great big world and I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather go to
Than the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
I said the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Minnesota.
Minnesota.
Minnesota.