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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Captain Underpants Theme Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Face
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - George Of The Jungle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkarama!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lasagna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With a Hernia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Make My Boobies One More Size
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Avocado
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Burger King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Confessions Part III
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eye of The Tiger Parody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Enough For Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Green Eggs And Ham
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gump
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hamilton Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Homer and Marge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Wanna Be Your Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Llama Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The Cia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ricky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Wars: The Saga
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Rye Or The Kaiser (Rocky XIII Theme)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - What If God Smoked Cannabis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You're Pitiful
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - A Complicated Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Airline Amy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alimony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Alternative Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another Tattoo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Got Jack
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Barney's On Fire
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Big And Loud
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bomb That Iraqi Boy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Born To Be Mild
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buckingham Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cafeteria Mold
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Callin In Sick Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Carnival of The Animals Part 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cats In The Kettle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cavity Search
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chewy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cockroachs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Constipated
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cows With Guns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Craigslists
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Doctor
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Wear Those Shoes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't You Forget About Meat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ebay
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Enter Napster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fast Food
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fatter
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Finale
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Frank's 2000" TV
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Free Delivery
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fun Zone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gandhi II
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gee, I'm A Nerd
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Generic Blues
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Genius In France
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Goin Huntin
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Good Old Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gotta Boogie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grandpa's A Pornstar
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Gravy On You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Heart Attack #5
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hit Me With A Rock
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hummingbirds
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Remember Larry
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Want A New Duck
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm An Ugly Girl
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm Fat
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm So Sick Of You
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - If That Isn't Love
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Inactive
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Isle Thing
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Moldy Now
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jackson Park Express
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jerry Springer
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - King Of Suede
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Lame Claim To Fame
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Laundry Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Leisure Suit Serenade
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Let's Comc Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Matter Of Crust
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Melanie
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mmmmmmm
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr. Popeil
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Fart Will Go On
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Girlfriend Died
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Own Eyes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Only Gay Eskimo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ooby Dooby Dooo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops I'm Pregnant Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Oops... I Farted Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pacman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pancreas
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pet Names For Genetalia
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Peter And The Wolf
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Phony Calls
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pigeons
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Party!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Patterns
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power!
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkas On 45
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Rice, Rice Baby
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ringtone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - School Cafeteria - Version 2
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Shark
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - She's Gotta Pee
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snack All Night
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Snails
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spameater
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spiderman
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spy Hard
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Star Trek Rhapsody
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Steak Number 3
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Dragging My Car Around
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Syndicated Inc.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Taco Grande
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me Down
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take Me To The Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Talk Soup
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Beer Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Brady Bunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Great Mighty Poo
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Jedi Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Plumbing Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - The White Stuff
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Is The LIfe
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tmz
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Toothless People
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Traffic Jam
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trash Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger Happy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Twister
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Velvet Elvis
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Vulture
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Waffle King
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Wannabe Stormtropper
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - We Got The Beef
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - When I Was Your Age
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out?
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whole Lotta Lunch
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Windows 95 Sucks
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - With Legs Wide Open
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Won't Eat Prunes Again
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Take Your Showers
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Make Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today (love Hina)
Genius In France
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
[snort]
I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue
Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France
Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France
Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup