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Whatever You Like

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet, but I'm still gonna treat you right.

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Tater tots, cold duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Take ya out to dinner anywhere you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fries (the large fries)
Yeah (yeah)

Baby you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the 2 ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here

Yeah, you like Top Ramen
Need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em
I'll keep them comin'

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor pack on it and eat it

Pork and beans
And minute rice
And we can play cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

I can take you to the laudromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Hottest shorty I know
If you had some lipo
You could be 2nd runner-up Ms. Ohio

Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic bill fold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old

And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't gotta pay me
That's the way that I roll

My chick can have what she want...at Wal-Mart
She can pick out anything she want
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that

Yeah, you like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac 'n Cheese
Would be all right
But let's send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice)
Yeah (yeah)

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

And you can always ride
The city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, ma wallet's fat
And full of ones
It's all about the Washingtons
That's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
As long as you got me it won't be no hassle

You want it, we'll get it
Just don't be a hater if I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans
On sale half price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

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