Well you got questions
Star Trek or Star Trak?
To boldly go, but what about the trip back?
Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack?
Why does a Talosian head look like a butt crack?
I don't know
Here's the thing
I'm just the captain
I'm here to sing
I'm on a mission - I ain't afraid
I'm just out here in space to get laid
And now I'm rappin'
Was bound to happen
Show me an alien ass
I'll be tappin'
Balls are slappin'
Your hands are clappin'
Everybody give it up for the captain
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Come on - Come on - Come on - Come on
Well yeah, I'm bald, but so is Picard
And just like Janeway
My d*** is always hard
Want more power? I got power
Shoot my seed
Like an alien a flower
Got my Spock on
Phaser lock on
C** block shock jock
Mother f****** rock on
Now I'm rappin'
Don't give me crap man
Everybody give it up for the captain
He's the Captain
You're his crew
Oh can you feel him hailing you?
Just follow him and through the galaxy
Oh he will lead
Can't you see
It's heavenly
Well I got to scratch
'Cause you got the itch
I know you're not green
But your still my b****
You'll never hear me say, "Abandon ship"
I'll boldly take you on a ten inch trip
I'm in deep space
Looking for a new race
Spread my space seed all over your face
Now I'm rappin'
Your a** I'm mappin'
Everybody give it up for the..
He's the Captain
You're his crew
Oh can you feel him hailing you?
Just follow him and through the galaxy
Oh he will lead
Can't you see
It's heavenly
Huh - Give it up for me
Huh - Give it up for me
Huh - Give it up for me
Come on - Come on
Huh
