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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
So, You're Offended
Voltaire
Though I don’t comprehend it
‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you
But you were in your bubble
When you encountered trouble
‘Cause you got on the net
Where you just might get
An opposing view
And now you’re mad as hell
And your veins, they swell
And your fingers tapping trouble out
To people who think different from you
And now three days have gone
And you’re still ranting on
Dishing danger out to strangers
‘Till they say that they agree with your views
Reasonable people
When they’re walking down the street
And they see a pile of doggie do
They do their best to go around
The hot mess on the ground
‘Cause that’s what smart people do
But ever since detecting it
You’re on your knees inspecting it
Like it’s a real job you have
Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it
You licked and you kicked it
And you wonder why your life’s so sad
‘Cause now you’re smeared in shit
And you bathe in it
And you won’t rest until the rest of us
And possibly the best of us
Are bathed in it, too
There’s a world outside, it’s beautiful
And it’s waiting there for you
To experience its wonders, all you have to do
Is when there’s something you don’t like
Just click away, ‘cause if you don’t, really
What does that say?
You want to be offended!
So, you’re offended, so what?
Horribly offended, who cares?
I suggest that you end it ‘cause really
It’s what’s best for you
Here’s my tip for you
Do what I would do
When I’m on the net and get upset
I put it down and go outside
Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite
Or go for a walk and see the sights
Call a friend and get a bite
Just do something you like!
And you won’t be offended
So horribly offended
Life could be rose-scented
Don’t waste it being offended