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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
So, You're Offended
Voltaire
Though I don’t comprehend it
‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you
But you were in your bubble
When you encountered trouble
‘Cause you got on the net
Where you just might get
An opposing view
And now you’re mad as hell
And your veins, they swell
And your fingers tapping trouble out
To people who think different from you
And now three days have gone
And you’re still ranting on
Dishing danger out to strangers
‘Till they say that they agree with your views
Reasonable people
When they’re walking down the street
And they see a pile of doggie do
They do their best to go around
The hot mess on the ground
‘Cause that’s what smart people do
But ever since detecting it
You’re on your knees inspecting it
Like it’s a real job you have
Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it
You licked and you kicked it
And you wonder why your life’s so sad
‘Cause now you’re smeared in shit
And you bathe in it
And you won’t rest until the rest of us
And possibly the best of us
Are bathed in it, too
There’s a world outside, it’s beautiful
And it’s waiting there for you
To experience its wonders, all you have to do
Is when there’s something you don’t like
Just click away, ‘cause if you don’t, really
What does that say?
You want to be offended!
So, you’re offended, so what?
Horribly offended, who cares?
I suggest that you end it ‘cause really
It’s what’s best for you
Here’s my tip for you
Do what I would do
When I’m on the net and get upset
I put it down and go outside
Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite
Or go for a walk and see the sights
Call a friend and get a bite
Just do something you like!
And you won’t be offended
So horribly offended
Life could be rose-scented
Don’t waste it being offended