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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
So, You're Offended
Voltaire
Though I don’t comprehend it
‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you
But you were in your bubble
When you encountered trouble
‘Cause you got on the net
Where you just might get
An opposing view
And now you’re mad as hell
And your veins, they swell
And your fingers tapping trouble out
To people who think different from you
And now three days have gone
And you’re still ranting on
Dishing danger out to strangers
‘Till they say that they agree with your views
Reasonable people
When they’re walking down the street
And they see a pile of doggie do
They do their best to go around
The hot mess on the ground
‘Cause that’s what smart people do
But ever since detecting it
You’re on your knees inspecting it
Like it’s a real job you have
Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it
You licked and you kicked it
And you wonder why your life’s so sad
‘Cause now you’re smeared in shit
And you bathe in it
And you won’t rest until the rest of us
And possibly the best of us
Are bathed in it, too
There’s a world outside, it’s beautiful
And it’s waiting there for you
To experience its wonders, all you have to do
Is when there’s something you don’t like
Just click away, ‘cause if you don’t, really
What does that say?
You want to be offended!
So, you’re offended, so what?
Horribly offended, who cares?
I suggest that you end it ‘cause really
It’s what’s best for you
Here’s my tip for you
Do what I would do
When I’m on the net and get upset
I put it down and go outside
Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite
Or go for a walk and see the sights
Call a friend and get a bite
Just do something you like!
And you won’t be offended
So horribly offended
Life could be rose-scented
Don’t waste it being offended