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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
BiTrektual
Voltaire
May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
Forever, we have been at odds
Cause you're a drooling trekkie
Says the lucas lackey
Whatever!
We are out in space the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
And new civilizations in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone
Our tale is better in every way
In a galaxy far far away
A great adventure happened a long time ago
But then I don't suppose that you would know
We have ray guns we call phasers
We have blasters and lightsabers
We have ships that fly at warp
Yeah, it's called "hyperspace", you dork!
We've got the mugato and you have got ewoks!
Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!
Oh come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
That's disgusting
Yeah, forget I mentioned it
Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We've got a hull breach on the enterprise
We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
We'd need a wormhole to get out alive
On a moon of yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the death star's now in sight.
We hope the rebels take it out in time
Oh, come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Wouldn't it be nice
And so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Think how awesome it would be a
Team up with jean luc and leah
Kirk and chewie save the day
Blowing up a bird of prey
Han and spock they set a net
And trap the borg and boba fett
While 3p0 and data raid a tie fighter to capture vader
Luke and worf get into it and blow the deathstar into bits
And then we throw the tribbles
Into the sarlac pit
And then we kicked the ewoks into it
Live long and prosper, so say we all
Wait, what?
May the force be with you, may the time lords keep you
Forever, we can babylon
There's no use debating
The stargate's waiting
So come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
So let's take the advice of an asian homo-sexual
Fellow star folks, cool it down!"
Celebrity voice impersonated
Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual
Hell, I want to be sci fi multi-trektual
Live long and prosper
May the force be with you
Never give up, never surrender
To infinity and beyond
Really, Voltaire? Really?