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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
BiTrektual
Voltaire
May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
Forever, we have been at odds
Cause you're a drooling trekkie
Says the lucas lackey
Whatever!
We are out in space the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
And new civilizations in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone
Our tale is better in every way
In a galaxy far far away
A great adventure happened a long time ago
But then I don't suppose that you would know
We have ray guns we call phasers
We have blasters and lightsabers
We have ships that fly at warp
Yeah, it's called "hyperspace", you dork!
We've got the mugato and you have got ewoks!
Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!
Oh come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
That's disgusting
Yeah, forget I mentioned it
Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We've got a hull breach on the enterprise
We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
We'd need a wormhole to get out alive
On a moon of yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the death star's now in sight.
We hope the rebels take it out in time
Oh, come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Wouldn't it be nice
And so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Think how awesome it would be a
Team up with jean luc and leah
Kirk and chewie save the day
Blowing up a bird of prey
Han and spock they set a net
And trap the borg and boba fett
While 3p0 and data raid a tie fighter to capture vader
Luke and worf get into it and blow the deathstar into bits
And then we throw the tribbles
Into the sarlac pit
And then we kicked the ewoks into it
Live long and prosper, so say we all
Wait, what?
May the force be with you, may the time lords keep you
Forever, we can babylon
There's no use debating
The stargate's waiting
So come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
So let's take the advice of an asian homo-sexual
Fellow star folks, cool it down!"
Celebrity voice impersonated
Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual
Hell, I want to be sci fi multi-trektual
Live long and prosper
May the force be with you
Never give up, never surrender
To infinity and beyond
Really, Voltaire? Really?