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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 4
Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 7
Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 9
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 10
Voltaire - Cantina
- 11
Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 21
Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
- 29
Voltaire - Asche
- 30
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 31
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 32
Voltaire - Believe
- 33
Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 35
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 36
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 37
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Captains All
- 39
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 50
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 56
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 57
Voltaire - Flut
- 58
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 59
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 60
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 61
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 63
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 64
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 65
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 67
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 68
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 69
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 70
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
- 73
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
- 78
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
- 80
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
- 82
Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 88
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 89
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 90
Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 107
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 111
Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 116
Voltaire - Vampir
- 117
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 118
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 120
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 121
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 122
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
The USS Make Shit Up
Voltaire
Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up