- 1
Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Night
- 3
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 4
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 5
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 6
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 7
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 8
Voltaire - Parade
- 9
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 10
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 11
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 12
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 13
Voltaire - Brains
- 14
Voltaire - Chupando
- 15
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 16
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 17
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 18
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 19
Voltaire - Snakes
- 20
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 21
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 22
Voltaire - Asche
- 23
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 24
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 25
Voltaire - Cantina
- 26
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 27
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 28
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 29
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 30
Voltaire - Flut
- 31
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 32
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 33
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 34
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 35
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 36
Voltaire - Life
- 37
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 38
Voltaire - Never
- 39
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 40
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 41
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 42
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 43
Voltaire - Underground
- 44
Voltaire - Wo?
- 45
Voltaire - Zu Schön
- 46
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 47
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 48
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 49
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 50
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 51
Voltaire - Captains All
- 52
Voltaire - Crusade
- 53
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 54
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 55
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 56
Voltaire - Dummy
- 57
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 58
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 59
Voltaire - Innocent
- 60
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 61
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 62
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 63
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 64
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 65
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 66
Voltaire - Oweee
- 67
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 68
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 69
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 70
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 71
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 72
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 73
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 74
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 75
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 76
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 77
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 78
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 79
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 80
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 81
Voltaire - Tür
- 82
Voltaire - Vampir
- 83
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 84
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 85
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 86
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 87
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 88
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 89
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 90
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 91
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 92
Voltaire - Believe
- 93
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 94
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 95
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 96
Voltaire - Dead
- 97
Voltaire - Dunce
- 98
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 99
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 100
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 101
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 102
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 103
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 104
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 105
Voltaire - On The Road
- 106
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 107
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 108
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 109
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 110
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 111
Voltaire - Stille
- 112
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 113
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 114
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 115
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 116
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 117
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 118
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 119
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 120
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 121
Voltaire - This Sea
- 122
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 123
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 124
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 125
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 126
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 127
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
Future Ex Girlfriend
Voltaire
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
