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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Future Ex Girlfriend
Voltaire
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
