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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
Future Ex Girlfriend
Voltaire
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
