- 1
Voltaire - Brains
- 2
Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 3
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 4
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 5
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 6
Voltaire - The Night
- 7
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 8
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 9
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 10
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 11
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 12
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 13
Voltaire - Believe
- 14
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 15
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 16
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 17
Voltaire - Crusade
- 18
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 19
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 20
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 21
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 22
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 23
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 24
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 25
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 26
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 27
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 28
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 29
Voltaire - Snakes
- 30
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 31
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 32
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 33
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 34
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 35
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 36
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 37
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 38
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 39
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 40
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 41
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 42
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 43
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 44
Voltaire - Asche
- 45
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 46
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 47
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 48
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 49
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 50
Voltaire - Cantina
- 51
Voltaire - Captains All
- 52
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 53
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 54
Voltaire - Chupando
- 55
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 56
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 57
Voltaire - Dead
- 58
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 59
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 60
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 61
Voltaire - Dummy
- 62
Voltaire - Dunce
- 63
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 64
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 65
Voltaire - Flut
- 66
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 67
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 68
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 69
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 70
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 71
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 72
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 73
Voltaire - Innocent
- 74
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 75
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 76
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 77
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 78
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 79
Voltaire - Life
- 80
Voltaire - Never
- 81
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 82
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 83
Voltaire - On The Road
- 84
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 85
Voltaire - Oweee
- 86
Voltaire - Parade
- 87
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 88
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 89
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 90
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 91
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 92
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 93
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 94
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 95
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 96
Voltaire - Stille
- 97
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 98
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 99
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 100
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 101
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 102
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 103
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 104
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 105
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 106
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 107
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 108
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 109
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 110
Voltaire - This Sea
- 111
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 112
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 113
Voltaire - Tür
- 114
Voltaire - Underground
- 115
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 116
Voltaire - Vampir
- 117
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 118
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 119
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 120
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 121
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 122
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Future Ex Girlfriend
Voltaire
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
