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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
- 78
Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
- 111
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
- 115
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 116
Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
- 118
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
Voltaire
And i learned along the way:
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say!
Well, i thought hard about it
And i found a way around it
Help me go on the radio and say the words i can't.
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, man, won't you give me a hand
And say the words i can't?
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Down in carolina
I met a girl with a nice [...]
And i reached down between us
And i whipped out my [...]
Skipped right past the suckin'
And got right down to [...]
She turned and said: "i gotta ask,
Would you slip it into my [...]?"
Help me go on the radio and say the words i can't.
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, man, won't you give me a hand
And say the words i can't?
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother[...]
Didn't wanna wrestle
With this no-good stinkin' [...]
I heard him come through the kitchen door
When i was bangin' his filthy [...]
I knew i'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me ridin' his [...]
Help me go on the radio and say the words i can't.
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, man, won't you give me a hand
And say the words i can't?
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
"mercy, please!" i told him,
But then he grabbed me by the [...]
And he did something heinous
He exposed his [...]
I said "i don't mean to seem crass,
But why are you buttering up your [...]?"
He said "my wife's a beard, and she lured you here.
'cause i'm queer and i love it in the [...]"
Help me go on the radio and say the words i can't.
Sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Thank you, man, for lending a hand.
And saying the words i can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song,
The filthiest song,
The dirtiest song that ain't.