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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Snakes
- 25
Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 29
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 30
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 31
Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
- 40
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 41
Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 45
Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 50
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
- 78
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 79
Voltaire - Never
- 80
Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 82
Voltaire - Oweee
- 83
Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 85
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 86
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 92
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 93
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 120
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Stubborn As a Mule
Voltaire
Well, then i'd have a nickel
And i reckon i'd probably owe you change.
I don't have a care,
I don't have a plan.
I've got nothing to spare.
And it's just the way i am.
If you gave me a two-cents
On how to live my life.
Well, then i'd have two cents
And a great big pile of bad advice
I don't doubt your mind or ability
I just highly doubt that you know
What's right for me.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You say to save my pennies
For a rainy day
But i can't buy beer with pennies
I've gone and stashed away.
That rainy day might be when i'm dead.
So i'd rather spend them
Now on beer instead.
If you bet me a dollar
That i am wrong.
I'd take that dollar
And i'd put it in the jukebox for this song.
Then i'd sit on back
And pretend to hear your nagging words
While i finish up my beer.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You got the things you need,
And that's alright for you.
You got your cubicle
And your three-piece suit.
You got security and hypertension, too.
And you've got that tie that fits you like a noose.
Bet your bottom dollar
That the buck stops here.
'cause if you meet me in another fourty years,
I'll still be broke
And i may be old.
But the life i've lived,
Would've been worth more than gold.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.