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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Stubborn As a Mule
Voltaire
Well, then i'd have a nickel
And i reckon i'd probably owe you change.
I don't have a care,
I don't have a plan.
I've got nothing to spare.
And it's just the way i am.
If you gave me a two-cents
On how to live my life.
Well, then i'd have two cents
And a great big pile of bad advice
I don't doubt your mind or ability
I just highly doubt that you know
What's right for me.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You say to save my pennies
For a rainy day
But i can't buy beer with pennies
I've gone and stashed away.
That rainy day might be when i'm dead.
So i'd rather spend them
Now on beer instead.
If you bet me a dollar
That i am wrong.
I'd take that dollar
And i'd put it in the jukebox for this song.
Then i'd sit on back
And pretend to hear your nagging words
While i finish up my beer.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You got the things you need,
And that's alright for you.
You got your cubicle
And your three-piece suit.
You got security and hypertension, too.
And you've got that tie that fits you like a noose.
Bet your bottom dollar
That the buck stops here.
'cause if you meet me in another fourty years,
I'll still be broke
And i may be old.
But the life i've lived,
Would've been worth more than gold.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.