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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 3
Voltaire - The Night
- 4
Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Dead
- 7
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 8
Voltaire - Crusade
- 9
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 10
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 11
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 12
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 13
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 14
Voltaire - Asche
- 15
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 16
Voltaire - Cantina
- 17
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
- 19
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 20
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 22
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 23
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 24
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 25
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 26
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 27
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 29
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 30
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
- 34
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 35
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 36
Voltaire - Captains All
- 37
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 39
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 40
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 41
Voltaire - Dummy
- 42
Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Flut
- 45
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 47
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 49
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 50
Voltaire - Innocent
- 51
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 54
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 55
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 56
Voltaire - Never
- 57
Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 60
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 61
Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 63
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 69
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 70
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 71
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 72
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 73
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 75
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - This Sea
- 77
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 78
Voltaire - Vampir
- 79
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 80
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 81
Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 83
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 84
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 85
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 86
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 87
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 88
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 89
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 90
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 91
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 92
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 95
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 97
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 98
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 99
Voltaire - Life
- 100
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Oweee
- 102
Voltaire - Parade
- 103
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 110
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 115
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 116
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 117
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 118
Voltaire - Tür
- 119
Voltaire - Underground
- 120
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 121
Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 124
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Stubborn As a Mule
Voltaire
Well, then i'd have a nickel
And i reckon i'd probably owe you change.
I don't have a care,
I don't have a plan.
I've got nothing to spare.
And it's just the way i am.
If you gave me a two-cents
On how to live my life.
Well, then i'd have two cents
And a great big pile of bad advice
I don't doubt your mind or ability
I just highly doubt that you know
What's right for me.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You say to save my pennies
For a rainy day
But i can't buy beer with pennies
I've gone and stashed away.
That rainy day might be when i'm dead.
So i'd rather spend them
Now on beer instead.
If you bet me a dollar
That i am wrong.
I'd take that dollar
And i'd put it in the jukebox for this song.
Then i'd sit on back
And pretend to hear your nagging words
While i finish up my beer.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.
You got the things you need,
And that's alright for you.
You got your cubicle
And your three-piece suit.
You got security and hypertension, too.
And you've got that tie that fits you like a noose.
Bet your bottom dollar
That the buck stops here.
'cause if you meet me in another fourty years,
I'll still be broke
And i may be old.
But the life i've lived,
Would've been worth more than gold.
You say i'm stubborn as a mule, boy
'cause you've got words i just won't hear.
I may seem stubborn as a mule, boy
But if wealth is measured by the ease,
To do just what you please.
Then i'm the richest man in here.