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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!