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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!