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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!