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Voltaire - When You're Evil
 - 2  
Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
 - 6  
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
 - 11  
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
 - 12  
Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
 - 15  
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
 - 16  
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
 - 17  
Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
 - 20  
Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
 - 22  
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
 - 24  
Voltaire - Stuck With You
 - 25  
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
 - 26  
Voltaire - The Churchyard
 - 27  
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
 - 28  
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
 - 29  
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
 - 30  
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
 - 31  
Voltaire - #1 Fan
 - 32  
Voltaire - About A Girl
 - 33  
Voltaire - Accordion Player
 - 34  
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
 - 35  
Voltaire - All The Way Down
 - 36  
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
 - 37  
Voltaire - Almost Human
 - 38  
Voltaire - Anastasia
 - 39  
Voltaire - Anniversary
 - 40  
Voltaire - Asche
 - 41  
Voltaire - Augen zu
 - 42  
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
 - 43  
Voltaire - Believe
 - 44  
Voltaire - BiTrektual
 - 45  
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
 - 46  
Voltaire - Born Bad
 - 47  
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
 - 48  
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
 - 49  
Voltaire - Cantina
 - 50  
Voltaire - Captains All
 - 51  
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
 - 52  
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
 - 53  
Voltaire - Chupando
 - 54  
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
 - 55  
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
 - 56  
Voltaire - Crusade
 - 57  
Voltaire - Dead
 - 58  
Voltaire - Dead Girls
 - 59  
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
 - 60  
Voltaire - Dummy
 - 61  
Voltaire - Dunce
 - 62  
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Flut
 - 64  
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
 - 65  
Voltaire - God Thinks
 - 66  
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
 - 67  
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
 - 68  
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
 - 69  
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
 - 70  
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
 - 71  
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
 - 72  
Voltaire - Innocent
 - 73  
Voltaire - Irresponsible
 - 74  
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
 - 75  
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
 - 76  
Voltaire - Kaputt
 - 77  
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
 - 78  
Voltaire - Let It Go
 - 79  
Voltaire - Life
 - 80  
Voltaire - Lovesong
 - 81  
Voltaire - Never
 - 82  
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
 - 83  
Voltaire - Oweee
 - 84  
Voltaire - Parade
 - 85  
Voltaire - Ravens Land
 - 86  
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
 - 87  
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
 - 88  
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
 - 89  
Voltaire - Sacrifice
 - 90  
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
 - 91  
Voltaire - See You In Hell
 - 92  
Voltaire - Snakes
 - 93  
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
 - 94  
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
 - 95  
Voltaire - Stille
 - 96  
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
 - 97  
Voltaire - The Chosen
 - 98  
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
 - 99  
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
 - 100  
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
 - 101  
Voltaire - The Happy Song
 - 102  
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
 - 103  
Voltaire - The Last Word
 - 104  
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
 - 105  
Voltaire - The Masquerade
 - 106  
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
 - 107  
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
 - 108  
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
 - 109  
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
 - 110  
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
 - 111  
Voltaire - They Know Me
 - 112  
Voltaire - This Sea
 - 113  
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
 - 114  
Voltaire - Tür
 - 115  
Voltaire - Underground
 - 116  
Voltaire - Vagina Song
 - 117  
Voltaire - Vampir
 - 118  
Voltaire - Wake Up
 - 119  
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
 - 120  
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
 - 121  
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
 - 122  
Voltaire - When You're Dead
 - 123  
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
 - 124  
Voltaire - Wo?
 - 125  
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
 - 126  
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
 - 127  
Voltaire - Zu Schön
 
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!