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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!