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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!