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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
When You're Dead
Voltaire
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years!
You ripped me off!
You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read,
'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find
a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, of course.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!
When! You're! Dead!