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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 4
Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 18
Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Let It Go
- 29
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 30
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 32
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 34
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 35
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 36
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 37
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 38
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 39
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 40
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 41
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 42
Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
- 44
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 45
Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 47
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 48
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 49
Voltaire - Cantina
- 50
Voltaire - Captains All
- 51
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 52
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 55
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
- 57
Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 59
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 60
Voltaire - Dummy
- 61
Voltaire - Dunce
- 62
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 63
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
- 65
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 66
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 67
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 68
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 69
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 70
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 72
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 73
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 75
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 76
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 78
Voltaire - Life
- 79
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 80
Voltaire - Never
- 81
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 82
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Oweee
- 84
Voltaire - Parade
- 85
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 86
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 88
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 89
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 90
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 91
Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 93
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 96
Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
- 99
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 100
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 106
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 111
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 112
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 113
Voltaire - This Sea
- 114
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 115
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 116
Voltaire - Tür
- 117
Voltaire - Underground
- 118
Voltaire - Vampir
- 119
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 120
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 121
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 122
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
