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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
