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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 12
Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 40
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Wake Up
- 44
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 46
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 48
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 49
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 50
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
- 54
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 55
Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 57
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
- 59
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 60
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
- 62
Voltaire - Captains All
- 63
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
- 69
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 70
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
- 73
Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
- 77
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 83
Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
- 87
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 88
Voltaire - Life
- 89
Voltaire - Never
- 90
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 91
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 93
Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 99
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 111
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 112
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 115
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 116
Voltaire - This Sea
- 117
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 118
Voltaire - Underground
- 119
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 120
Voltaire - Vampir
- 121
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 122
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 124
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
