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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 40
Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
- 60
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 61
Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
