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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
