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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
Cantina
Voltaire
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
Well then I saw that there cantina
I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!