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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Cantina
Voltaire
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
Well then I saw that there cantina
I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!