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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Cantina
Voltaire
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
Well then I saw that there cantina
I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!
