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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Cantina
Voltaire
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
Well then I saw that there cantina
I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!