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Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Night
- 3
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 4
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 5
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 6
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 7
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 8
Voltaire - Brains
- 9
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 10
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 11
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 12
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 13
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 14
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 15
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 16
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 17
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 18
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 19
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 20
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 21
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 22
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 23
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 24
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 25
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 26
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 27
Voltaire - This Sea
- 28
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 29
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 30
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 31
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 32
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 33
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 34
Voltaire - Asche
- 35
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 36
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 37
Voltaire - Believe
- 38
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 39
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 40
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 41
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 42
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 43
Voltaire - Cantina
- 44
Voltaire - Captains All
- 45
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 46
Voltaire - Chupando
- 47
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 48
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 49
Voltaire - Crusade
- 50
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 51
Voltaire - Dead
- 52
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 53
Voltaire - Dummy
- 54
Voltaire - Dunce
- 55
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 56
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 57
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 58
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 59
Voltaire - Flut
- 60
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 61
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 62
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 63
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 64
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 65
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 66
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 67
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 68
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 69
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 70
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 71
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 72
Voltaire - Innocent
- 73
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 74
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 75
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 76
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 77
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 78
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 79
Voltaire - Life
- 80
Voltaire - Never
- 81
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 82
Voltaire - On The Road
- 83
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 84
Voltaire - Oweee
- 85
Voltaire - Parade
- 86
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 87
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 88
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 89
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 90
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 91
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 92
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 93
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 94
Voltaire - Snakes
- 95
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 96
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 97
Voltaire - Stille
- 98
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 99
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 100
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 101
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 102
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 103
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 104
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 105
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 106
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 107
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 108
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 109
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 110
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 111
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 112
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 113
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 114
Voltaire - Tür
- 115
Voltaire - Underground
- 116
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 117
Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 119
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 120
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 121
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 122
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 123
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 124
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 125
Voltaire - Wo?
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
(Chorus)