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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 8
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 9
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 10
Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Anastasia
- 12
Voltaire - Dead
- 13
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 14
Voltaire - Dunce
- 15
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 16
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 17
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 18
Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
- 23
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 24
Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 27
Voltaire - Chupando
- 28
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 29
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 30
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 31
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 39
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 40
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 42
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 43
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 44
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 45
Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 47
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 48
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 49
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 50
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 51
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 52
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 53
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 54
Voltaire - Asche
- 55
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 56
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 57
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 58
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 59
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 60
Voltaire - Cantina
- 61
Voltaire - Captains All
- 62
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 63
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 64
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 65
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 70
Voltaire - Dummy
- 71
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 73
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 74
Voltaire - Flut
- 75
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 76
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 77
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 79
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 80
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 81
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 82
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
- 84
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 85
Voltaire - Life
- 86
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 87
Voltaire - Never
- 88
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 89
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 90
Voltaire - On The Road
- 91
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 92
Voltaire - Oweee
- 93
Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 95
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 96
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 98
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 100
Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
- 102
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 108
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 109
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 110
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 111
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 112
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 113
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 114
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 115
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 116
Voltaire - Tür
- 117
Voltaire - Underground
- 118
Voltaire - Vampir
- 119
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 120
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 121
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 122
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Voltaire
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
(Chorus)
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!
(Chorus)
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
(Chorus)
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"