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Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 8
Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 10
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 11
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 12
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 18
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 19
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 24
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 25
Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 37
Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
- 40
Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 45
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Chosen
- 50
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 51
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 53
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 54
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 55
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 56
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 57
Voltaire - This Sea
- 58
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 59
Voltaire - Underground
- 60
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 61
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 62
Voltaire - Zu Schön
- 63
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 64
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 65
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 66
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
- 69
Voltaire - Asche
- 70
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 71
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 72
Voltaire - Believe
- 73
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
- 75
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 76
Voltaire - Captains All
- 77
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
- 79
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 90
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 108
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 110
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 111
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
- 113
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 114
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 115
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 116
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 118
Voltaire - Tür
- 119
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 120
Voltaire - Vampir
- 121
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 122
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 124
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 125
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Voltaire
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
(Chorus)
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!
(Chorus)
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
(Chorus)
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"