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Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 3
Voltaire - Chupando
- 4
Voltaire - Brains
- 5
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 9
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - God Thinks
- 12
Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 14
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 15
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 16
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 17
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 18
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 19
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 20
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 21
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 22
Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 25
Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 28
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 29
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 30
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 31
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 32
Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 34
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 35
Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Anniversary
- 37
Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
- 39
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 40
Voltaire - Believe
- 41
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 42
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 43
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 44
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 45
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 46
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 47
Voltaire - Cantina
- 48
Voltaire - Captains All
- 49
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 50
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 51
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 52
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 54
Voltaire - Crusade
- 55
Voltaire - Dead
- 56
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 57
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 58
Voltaire - Dummy
- 59
Voltaire - Dunce
- 60
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 61
Voltaire - Flut
- 62
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 63
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 64
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 65
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 66
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 67
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 68
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 69
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 70
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 71
Voltaire - Innocent
- 72
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 73
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
- 75
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 76
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 77
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 78
Voltaire - Never
- 79
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 80
Voltaire - On The Road
- 81
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
- 83
Voltaire - Parade
- 84
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 85
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 86
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 88
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 89
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 90
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 91
Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 93
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
- 98
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 99
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 102
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 103
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 105
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 106
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 107
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 108
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 109
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 110
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 111
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 112
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 113
Voltaire - This Sea
- 114
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 115
Voltaire - Tür
- 116
Voltaire - Underground
- 117
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 118
Voltaire - Vampir
- 119
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 120
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 121
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 122
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 123
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 124
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 125
Voltaire - Wo?
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Voltaire
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
(Chorus)
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!
(Chorus)
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
(Chorus)
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"