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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
- 119
Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Voltaire
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
(Chorus)
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!
(Chorus)
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
(Chorus)
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"