I've always had A thing for Star Treck conventions I need a man With a comic book collection Lord of the rings Is my favourite type of role play Don't want an Aragorn I want a young Gandalf the grey I fantasize About the Michael Phelps of ping-pong Someone who memorize All of the pókemon theme song He's in the elite As one of the Star Treck fan club chiefs But secretly he has a stash of Star Wars boxer briefs
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He's got me rockin' Like Stephen Hawking Check out his hard drive Sets me to warp five
He's highly skilled In the art of drawing anime And he has an extensive Selection of action figures on display He's employee of the month for tech support repair He's a World of Warcraft expert beating Magtheridon's lair I dream of him Hooking up my ethernet cable And whispering in my ear About the periodic table I'm picturing a gaming headset In his hair And sexy safety goggles on As he builds a robotic office chair
