- 1
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
- 2
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
- 3
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 4
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 5
Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
- 6
Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 7
Vandals - Aging Orange
- 8
Vandals - Airstream
- 9
Vandals - Allah!
- 10
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 11
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 12
Vandals - Anti
- 13
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 14
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 15
Vandals - Atracity
- 16
Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 17
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 18
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 19
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 20
Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
- 21
Vandals - Cafe 405
- 22
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 23
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 24
Vandals - China Town
- 25
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 26
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 27
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 28
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 29
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 30
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 31
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 32
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 33
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 34
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 35
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 36
Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 37
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 38
Vandals - Euro- Barge
- 39
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 40
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 41
Vandals - Fourteen
- 42
Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 43
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 44
Vandals - Get A Room
- 45
Vandals - Get In Line
- 46
Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
- 47
Vandals - Go
- 48
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 49
Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
- 50
Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 51
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 52
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
- 53
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 54
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 55
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 56
Vandals - Hungry For You
- 57
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 58
Vandals - I Believe
- 59
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 60
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 61
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 62
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 63
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 64
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 65
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 66
Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 67
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 68
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 69
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 70
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 71
Vandals - Jackass
- 72
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 73
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 74
Vandals - Kick Me
- 75
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 76
Vandals - Kokomo
- 77
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 78
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 79
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 80
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 81
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 82
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 83
Vandals - Manimal
- 84
Vandals - Marry Me
- 85
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 86
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 87
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 88
Vandals - Moving Up
- 89
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 90
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 91
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 92
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 93
Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 94
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 95
Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 96
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 97
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 98
Vandals - OK
- 99
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 100
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 101
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 102
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
- 103
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 104
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 105
Vandals - Rico
- 106
Vandals - San Berdu
- 107
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 108
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 109
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 110
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 111
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 112
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 113
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 114
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 115
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 116
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 117
Vandals - Susanville
- 118
Vandals - Take It Back
- 119
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 120
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 121
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 122
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 123
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 124
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 125
Vandals - The New You
- 126
Vandals - The Rod
- 127
Vandals - The Rodge
- 128
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 129
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 130
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 131
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 132
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 133
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Pirate's Life
Vandals
and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime
just to get to Aniehem
I was in the Magic Kingdom
Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked
when you spend an E-ticket
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat
Up ahead, one of the men
he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole
If I deeded him my soul
To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it
He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
He was right, I'm still here
as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope,
a tin can and rope
I just want to break free
But I can't get away
No I can't get away
cause that damn dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell
of my ordeal in this cell
They stand right by
but they don't fell
Is this for real?
Is this for real!
