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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
- 3
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 4
Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 7
Vandals - Aging Orange
- 8
Vandals - Airstream
- 9
Vandals - Allah!
- 10
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 11
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 12
Vandals - Anti
- 13
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 14
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 15
Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 17
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 18
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 19
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
- 22
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 23
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 24
Vandals - China Town
- 25
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 26
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 27
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 28
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 29
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 30
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 31
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 32
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 33
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 34
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 35
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 36
Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 37
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 38
Vandals - Euro- Barge
- 39
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 40
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 41
Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 49
Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
- 50
Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 51
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 52
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 54
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 55
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 56
Vandals - Hungry For You
- 57
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 58
Vandals - I Believe
- 59
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 60
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 61
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 62
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 63
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 64
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 67
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 68
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 69
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 70
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 71
Vandals - Jackass
- 72
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 73
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 74
Vandals - Kick Me
- 75
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 76
Vandals - Kokomo
- 77
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 78
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 79
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 80
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 81
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 82
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 83
Vandals - Manimal
- 84
Vandals - Marry Me
- 85
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 86
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 87
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 88
Vandals - Moving Up
- 89
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 90
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 91
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 92
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 93
Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 94
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 96
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 97
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 98
Vandals - OK
- 99
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 100
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 101
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 102
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
- 103
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 104
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 105
Vandals - Rico
- 106
Vandals - San Berdu
- 107
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 108
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 109
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 110
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 111
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 112
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 113
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 114
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 115
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 116
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 117
Vandals - Susanville
- 118
Vandals - Take It Back
- 119
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 120
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 121
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 122
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 123
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 124
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 125
Vandals - The New You
- 126
Vandals - The Rod
- 127
Vandals - The Rodge
- 128
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 129
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 130
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 131
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 132
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 133
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Fourteen
Vandals
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
Feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
All the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
Wait now my child until you get a little older,
Every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
Chorus:
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as i'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?)
We can't make love together
Because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
Watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time i see you
But i don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
There'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
Just give it time-
Chorus (2x)
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?)
We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, i just can't betray-today.
