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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
Flowers Are Pretty
Vandals
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
But soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
But nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
Towards all the things you've done
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
With the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
Powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe
Tomorrow you'll probably drown
Chorus:
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
All this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
Disappear, here's a toast
To erosion and corrosion, altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
There's powerful forces at play
And if you lose your legs and have to beg
It's really all the same
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
