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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
Flowers Are Pretty
Vandals
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
But soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
But nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
Towards all the things you've done
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
With the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
Powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe
Tomorrow you'll probably drown
Chorus:
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
All this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
Disappear, here's a toast
To erosion and corrosion, altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
There's powerful forces at play
And if you lose your legs and have to beg
It's really all the same
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
