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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
(But Then) She Spoke
Vandals
She was a vision
A picture of perfection
So i made the big decision
I'm going to talk to her
I have to show to her it could be magic
And i got the nerve up
So went over there
She was a goddess
I had to show to her i could be her adonis
At first sight i knew she was my destiny
The first time the feeling has come over me
Intimidation, feared rejection
I need to make a love connection
Then the unexpected had occurred
And then it happened
And she spoke
And it all just went to hell
Her personality quickly broke the spell
So disillusioned
And i came to the conclusion
She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
Leaving me so unimpressed
If she don't shut up
I'm gonna throw up
All over her shoes
How could it be?
That such a goddess would ever talk to me
And make me nauseous
All the things she said
Just echoed in my head
I thought she was an angle,
But it was all just misread
Every word was terrible,
And made it more unbearable
And made me have to leave the f-ing room
And it's all because she spoke
Tortured by her words
Such a pretty shithead
That i wished i never heard
Perfect on the outside
But fucked on the in
How can god be so cruel?
It's got to be a sin
I had to plug my ears,
Until she disappears
So i can cry - waahh!
And it's all because she spoke
It all just went to hell
Her personality quickly broke the spell
So disillusioned
That i came to the conclusion
She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
Leaving me so unimpressed
I was destined to learn my lesson
And i learned it well
Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
Never fall in love till you go through her purse
Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
And i should know