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Trout Fishing In America - Nobody
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Trout Fishing In America - Fill It Up
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Trout Fishing In America - Snow Is Falling
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Trout Fishing In America - 11 Easy Steps
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Trout Fishing In America - 18 Wheels On A Big Rig
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Trout Fishing In America - Alberta Postcard
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Trout Fishing In America - Alien In My Nose
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Trout Fishing In America - Baby's Got The Car Keys
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Trout Fishing In America - Back When I Could Fly
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Trout Fishing In America - Beans And Weenies
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Trout Fishing In America - Big Round World
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Trout Fishing In America - Big Trouble
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Trout Fishing In America - Bob And Bob
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Trout Fishing In America - Boiled Okra And Spinach
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Trout Fishing In America - Breakfast Blues
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Trout Fishing In America - Carry Me
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Trout Fishing In America - Chicken Joe
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Trout Fishing In America - Chocolate Christmas
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Trout Fishing In America - Count On Me
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Trout Fishing In America - Cracked Up
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Trout Fishing In America - Day Care Blues
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Trout Fishing In America - Dragons In The Sky
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Trout Fishing In America - Dreaming
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Trout Fishing In America - Eleven Easy Steps
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Trout Fishing In America - Hall Of A Jundred Doors
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Trout Fishing In America - Hard Ball
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Trout Fishing In America - Hi Ho
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Trout Fishing In America - How Many Times A Fool
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Trout Fishing In America - I Can Dance
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Trout Fishing In America - I Got a Cheese
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Trout Fishing In America - I Think I'll Need a Bandaid
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Trout Fishing In America - Just A Little While
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Trout Fishing In America - La La Land
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Trout Fishing In America - Lori´s Song
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Trout Fishing In America - Lost In Her Lips
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Trout Fishing In America - Lucky Guy
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Trout Fishing In America - Lullaby
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Trout Fishing In America - Mandaddy
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Trout Fishing In America - Mine!
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Trout Fishing In America - Murrell's
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Trout Fishing In America - My Best Day
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Trout Fishing In America - My Birthday Comes On Christmas
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Trout Fishing In America - My First Christmas
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Trout Fishing In America - My Front Door
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Trout Fishing In America - My Hair Had a Party Last Night
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Trout Fishing In America - My Pants Fell Down
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Trout Fishing In America - My World
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Trout Fishing In America - Never Look Down
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Trout Fishing In America - No Matter What Goes Right
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Trout Fishing In America - Nothing Tonight
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Trout Fishing In America - Park Avenue And Tyson Street
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Trout Fishing In America - Pico De Gallo
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Trout Fishing In America - Pretty Mary
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Trout Fishing In America - Prom Night In Pig Town
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Trout Fishing In America - Sailing
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Trout Fishing In America - Sam´s Last Boogie
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Trout Fishing In America - Santa Brought Me Clothes
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Trout Fishing In America - Science Air
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Trout Fishing In America - Serious About You
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Trout Fishing In America - Simon Says
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Trout Fishing In America - Sing It One More Time Like That
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Trout Fishing In America - Six
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Trout Fishing In America - Sleepytime Cartoon
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Trout Fishing In America - Snow Day
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Trout Fishing In America - Something Sweet
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Trout Fishing In America - Soon The Night
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Trout Fishing In America - Spider´s Fence
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Trout Fishing In America - Story Time
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Trout Fishing In America - Swimming Pool
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Trout Fishing In America - Teddy Bear´s Picnic
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Trout Fishing In America - The Cat Came Back
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Trout Fishing In America - The Christmas Letter
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Trout Fishing In America - The Day The Bass Player Took Over The World
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Trout Fishing In America - The Eleven Cats Of Christmas
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Trout Fishing In America - The Windows
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Trout Fishing In America - There´s A Panther In Michigan
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Trout Fishing In America - These Are Good Times
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Trout Fishing In America - Tongue Tied
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Trout Fishing In America - Trouble Let Me Rest In Peace
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Trout Fishing In America - We Are The Dinosaurs
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Trout Fishing In America - What I Want Is a Proper Cup Of Coffee
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Trout Fishing In America - Who Are These People
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Trout Fishing In America - Who Knows What We Might Do?
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Trout Fishing In America - Why I Pack My Lunch
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Trout Fishing In America - You Can´t Get There From Here
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Trout Fishing In America - You Gotta Get Up
Baby's Got The Car Keys
Trout Fishing In America
When he walked into the house
Or did he put them on the table
By the telephone.
He thinks that's where he left them.
He really isn't sure.
He knows he had to have them
Just to get inside the door.
Mom's in the kitchen,
Lookin' on the shelf,
She says this kind of panic
Is a hazard to her health.
Time to go to work,
Time to go to school,
And everybody's looking like a fool.
Baby's got the car keys
And she's crawling down the hall.
She's a cute little pickpocket,
Sticky-fingered Goldilocks,
And she's not even 3 feet tall.
She puts them in the toy box
And rattles them around,
Drops them in her diaper,
Now they can't be found.
Time to go to work,
Time to go to school,
And everybody's looking like a fool.
Digging in the sofa
Gets a dollar, fifty cents,
A toothpick, a candy bar,
A dozen fountain pens.
Chaos in the living room,
Disaster in the den,
Sister says she saw 'em
But she can't say when.
Tick-tock the car is locked,
Daddy's going into shock.
Smelly, dirty diapers on the breeze.
Dad says he'll change it
But baby's got to wait
Until he finds those dad gum keys!
Baby's got the car keys
And she's crawling down the hall.
She's a cute little pickpocket,
Sticky-fingered Goldilocks,
And she's not even 3 feet tall.
The baby starts to giggle,
There's something in her hand.
That booger drops a wallet
In the garbage can.
Time to go to work,
Time to go to school,
And everybody's looking like a fool.
Mom's on the telephone
Trying to call a cab,
Daddy's changing baby's diaper in the living room.
The baby's on the table with a bottle in her mouth.
Daddy opens up the diaper, he begins to shout.
Treasure in the diaper, treasure in the muck,
It sure looks a lot like the keys to the truck.
Time to go to work, time to go to school.
And everybody's looking like a fool.
Baby's got the car keys
And she had them all along.
She's a cute little pickpocket,
Sticky-fingered Goldilocks,
And she's not even 3 feet tall.
The party isn't over,
They're about to find out,
Daddy threw away his wallet
When he took the garbage out.
Time to go to work,
Time to go to school,
And everybody's looking like a fool.
Time to go to work,
Time to go to school,
Everybody's looking just like a fool.