All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes

I don't want a date for Christmas
I don't need a mouth to feed
I don't want to buy you dinner
Or to take you home with me
I just want them on my phone
Take some pics when you're alone
Send some video too
All I want for Christmas is nudes

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just a couple shots I need
I don't want 'em dark
Or blurry taken on your iPhone 3
You don't need to know my number
Send 'em to my burner phone
You can even send on grindr
Just as long as you stay home

Cause I don't want you here tonight
Keep your distance, I'm alright
But, send me one or two
All I want for Christmas is nudes

I won't ask for drugs this Christmas
I won't even ask for blow
I just want an unlocked album
Wrap it in a big red bow
Send me what I want for Christmas
Hanukkah, and kwanzaa too
Gonna get me naughty listed
With a hole-y pic from you

Sexy selfies in ring light
Cropped and filtered, that's alright
Maybe some facetune
All I want for Christmas is nudes

Oh, I know you're only an uber ride away
And oh, you could come over
But I wish you would stay
Oh, the snow is blowing
It's too cold for mistle-hoe-ing
Baby, don't regift, take a jpeg or a tiff
And if you don't, you can sashay away-ay-ay-ay

I don't need you up my chimney
You can stay in bethlehem
I just wanna hear your sleigh bells
Sliding into my dms

Maybe with enough egg nog
After new years, we can talk
But until we do
A, ll I want for Christmas is nudes