2 For 1 Special (Interlude)
      
   Oh, wow, look at this perfectly-placed plastic surgery menu
 
 That makes me happy
 
 It may look like I have resting bitch face, but I'm elated
 
  
  Let's see here, hmm
 
 Breast augmentation
 
 I'm actually not allowed to get another one
 
 Too many cc's
 
 Oh, well
  
 
 Armpit removal
 
 Hmm, I'll take two
  
 
 Kneecap replacement, buy one, get one free?
 
 That's a steal
  
 
 Shoulder shave
 
 Yes, God
  
 
 Oh, my God, I've always wanted this
 
 A nose flattening
 
 Sure, I don't need to smell
  
 
 Like, why do we even have chins?
 
 What is a chin?
  
 
 How did I get here?
 
 Oh, yeah, botox
  
 
 You know what?
 
 I'll have one of everything