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The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant
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The Toy Dolls - I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
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The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby
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The Toy Dolls - Living La Vida Loca
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The Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos
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The Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
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The Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek
- 8
The Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
- 9
The Toy Dolls - Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
- 10
The Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma
- 11
The Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip
- 12
The Toy Dolls - Poor Davey
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The Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear
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The Toy Dolls - The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
- 15
The Toy Dolls - The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
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The Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid
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The Toy Dolls - Alfie From The Bronx
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The Toy Dolls - Ashbrooke Launderette
- 19
The Toy Dolls - Cheerio & Toodle Pip
- 20
The Toy Dolls - Dougy giro
- 21
The Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
- 22
The Toy Dolls - Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
- 23
The Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street
- 24
The Toy Dolls - Molly Was Immoral
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The Toy Dolls - No Particular Place To Go
- 26
The Toy Dolls - Quick To Quit The Quentin
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The Toy Dolls - Silly Billy
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The Toy Dolls - Stay Mellow
- 29
The Toy Dolls - We're Mad
- 30
The Toy Dolls - A Bunch O'fairies
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The Toy Dolls - A.Diamond
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The Toy Dolls - Alecs Gone
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The Toy Dolls - Anniversary Waltz
- 34
The Toy Dolls - Any Dream Will Do
- 35
The Toy Dolls - Audrey's Alone At Least
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The Toy Dolls - B.E.E.R
- 37
The Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
- 38
The Toy Dolls - Back In '79
- 39
The Toy Dolls - Bitten By a Bed Bug!
- 40
The Toy Dolls - Blaze Of The Borough
- 41
The Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son
- 42
The Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes
- 43
The Toy Dolls - Bored Housewife
- 44
The Toy Dolls - Bowling Barmy
- 45
The Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
- 46
The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn
- 47
The Toy Dolls - Charlie's Watching
- 48
The Toy Dolls - Cheatin' Chick Form China
- 49
The Toy Dolls - Chenky Is A Puff
- 50
The Toy Dolls - Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
- 51
The Toy Dolls - Come Back Jackie
- 52
The Toy Dolls - Credit Crunch Christmas
- 53
The Toy Dolls - Davey's Days
- 54
The Toy Dolls - Davey's Took The Plunge
- 55
The Toy Dolls - David's Xr2
- 56
The Toy Dolls - Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
- 57
The Toy Dolls - Deidrie's a Slag
- 58
The Toy Dolls - Dez The Demon Decorator
- 59
The Toy Dolls - Dirty Doreen
- 60
The Toy Dolls - Dizzy
- 61
The Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
- 62
The Toy Dolls - Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
- 63
The Toy Dolls - Don't Change
- 64
The Toy Dolls - Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
- 65
The Toy Dolls - Dorkamania
- 66
The Toy Dolls - Down At The Old 29
- 67
The Toy Dolls - Ernie Had a Hernia
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The Toy Dolls - Everybody Jitterbug
- 69
The Toy Dolls - Everything You Are
- 70
The Toy Dolls - Fallin' Down
- 71
The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet
- 72
The Toy Dolls - Firey Jack
- 73
The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
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The Toy Dolls - Frankie's Got The Blues
- 75
The Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier
- 76
The Toy Dolls - Full Forever
- 77
The Toy Dolls - Geordie's Gone To Jail
- 78
The Toy Dolls - Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
- 79
The Toy Dolls - Griefsville
- 80
The Toy Dolls - H.o.
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The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky
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The Toy Dolls - Harry's Hands
- 83
The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover
- 84
The Toy Dolls - Hero
- 85
The Toy Dolls - How do You Deal With Neal?
- 86
The Toy Dolls - I Can See You
- 87
The Toy Dolls - I Caught it from Camilla
- 88
The Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- 89
The Toy Dolls - I Tried To Trust Tracey
- 90
The Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
- 91
The Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard
- 92
The Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict!
- 93
The Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
- 94
The Toy Dolls - If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
- 95
The Toy Dolls - In Tommy's Head
- 96
The Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips
- 97
The Toy Dolls - Jeans Been
- 98
The Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief
- 99
The Toy Dolls - Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
- 100
The Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne & Wear
- 101
The Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
- 102
The Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
- 103
The Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall
- 104
The Toy Dolls - Martys Mam
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The Toy Dolls - Me 'n' John Williams
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The Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret
- 107
The Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring
- 108
The Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe
- 109
The Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
- 110
The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!
- 111
The Toy Dolls - Never Take The Place of Your Man
- 112
The Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd
- 113
The Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu
- 114
The Toy Dolls - Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
- 115
The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot
- 116
The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte
- 117
The Toy Dolls - One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
- 118
The Toy Dolls - Out Of The Red
- 119
The Toy Dolls - Park Lane Punch Up
- 120
The Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker
- 121
The Toy Dolls - Please Release Me
- 122
The Toy Dolls - Poltergeist In The Pantry
- 123
The Toy Dolls - Pot Belly Bill
- 124
The Toy Dolls - Pot Luck Percy
- 125
The Toy Dolls - Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- 126
The Toy Dolls - Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
- 127
The Toy Dolls - Rita's Innocent
- 128
The Toy Dolls - Rodney's Memory
- 129
The Toy Dolls - Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
- 130
The Toy Dolls - Sciatica sucks
- 131
The Toy Dolls - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
- 132
The Toy Dolls - She's a Leech
- 133
The Toy Dolls - She's a Worky Ticket
- 134
The Toy Dolls - Sod The Neighbours
- 135
The Toy Dolls - Speed Racer
- 136
The Toy Dolls - Spiders In The Dressing Room
- 137
The Toy Dolls - Taken For a Mug
- 138
The Toy Dolls - Teenager In Love
- 139
The Toy Dolls - Terry Talking
- 140
The Toy Dolls - The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
- 141
The Toy Dolls - The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- 142
The Toy Dolls - The Memory Of Nobby
- 143
The Toy Dolls - The Psychosurgery
- 144
The Toy Dolls - The Sphinx Stinks
- 145
The Toy Dolls - There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
- 146
The Toy Dolls - Tommy Koweys Car
- 147
The Toy Dolls - Tony Talks Tripe
- 148
The Toy Dolls - Turtle Crazy
- 149
The Toy Dolls - Up the garden path
- 150
The Toy Dolls - We Quit The Cavalry
- 151
The Toy Dolls - We're 21 Today
- 152
The Toy Dolls - What She Had With Huey
- 153
The Toy Dolls - When You're Jimmy Saville
- 154
The Toy Dolls - Worse Things Happen At Sea
- 155
The Toy Dolls - Yellow Burt
- 156
The Toy Dolls - You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
- 157
The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
Martys Mam
The Toy Dolls
Every time we called around to see if martys in
Martys mam would answer the door and with a smiling face
We remember martys mam, the world was a better place.
Seems like only yesterday, marty turned to me to say
What could i do if me mam ever passed away?
On the night martys mam died
In a mess, as you can guess,
Martys in a mess ,but what can we do?
Martys mortified
To get him through, we don’t have a clue
Just what can we do? Marty
Ya may be glum, ya may be down, like i always am
But you’ll be fine with a bottle o’ wine and word with martys mam
Feeling blue not long ago, i gave marty a call
And once i spoke with martys mam, i didn't feel blue at all.
Never a moan and never a groan, never melancholy
Forever and ever in martys memory
On the night martys mam died…..
