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Townes Van Zandt - I'll Be Here in the Morning
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Townes Van Zandt - Waiting Around To Die
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Townes Van Zandt - If I Needed You
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Townes Van Zandt - For The Sake Of The Song
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Townes Van Zandt - Pancho And Lefty
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Townes Van Zandt - Dollar bill blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Lungs
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Townes Van Zandt - Snake Mountain Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Kathleen
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Townes Van Zandt - Columbine
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Townes Van Zandt - Fare thee well, Miss Carousel
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Townes Van Zandt - Squash
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Townes Van Zandt - (Quicksilver Daydreams Of) Maria
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Townes Van Zandt - Billy, Boney and Ma
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Townes Van Zandt - Colorado Girl
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Townes Van Zandt - High, Low and In between
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Townes Van Zandt - Katie Belle blue
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Townes Van Zandt - Mr Gold and Mr Mud
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Townes Van Zandt - Nine pound hammer
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Townes Van Zandt - Second lovers song
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Townes Van Zandt - To Live is to Fly
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Townes Van Zandt - Two girls
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Townes Van Zandt - When she don't need me
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Townes Van Zandt - A Song For
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Townes Van Zandt - Ain't leavin' Your Love
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Townes Van Zandt - All Your Young Servants
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Townes Van Zandt - Announcement
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Townes Van Zandt - At My Window
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Townes Van Zandt - Be Here To Love Me
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Townes Van Zandt - Blaze's blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Blue Ridge Mountains
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Townes Van Zandt - Blue Wind Blew
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Townes Van Zandt - Brand New Companion
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Townes Van Zandt - Brother Flower
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Townes Van Zandt - Buckskin Stallion Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - BW Railroad Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Catfish song
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Townes Van Zandt - Come Tomorrow
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Townes Van Zandt - Cowboy junkies lament
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Townes Van Zandt - Dead flowers (Jagger/Richards)
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Townes Van Zandt - Delta Momma Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Don't let the sunshine fool ya' (Guy Clark)
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Townes Van Zandt - Don't you take it too bad
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Townes Van Zandt - FFV
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Townes Van Zandt - Flyin' Shoes
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Townes Van Zandt - Fraternity blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Fraulein
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Townes Van Zandt - Goin' down to Memphis
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Townes Van Zandt - Gone too long
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Townes Van Zandt - Gone, gone blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Greensboro woman
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Townes Van Zandt - Heavenly Houseboat Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Hey Willie boy
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Townes Van Zandt - Highway Kind
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Townes Van Zandt - Honky tonkin'
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Townes Van Zandt - If I was Washington
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Townes Van Zandt - Like a summer thursday
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Townes Van Zandt - Loretta
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Townes Van Zandt - Lover's lullaby
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Townes Van Zandt - Many a fine a lady
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Townes Van Zandt - Marie
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Townes Van Zandt - My proud mountains
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Townes Van Zandt - Niles river blues
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Townes Van Zandt - No Deal
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Townes Van Zandt - No Lonesome Tune
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Townes Van Zandt - No place to fall
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Townes Van Zandt - None But The Rain
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Townes Van Zandt - Nothin
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Townes Van Zandt - Only him or me
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Townes Van Zandt - Our Mother The Mountain
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Townes Van Zandt - Pueblo waltz
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Townes Van Zandt - Rake
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Townes Van Zandt - Rex's blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Sad Cinderella
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Townes Van Zandt - Sanitaruim Blues
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Townes Van Zandt - She Came And She Touched Me
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Townes Van Zandt - Shrimp song
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Townes Van Zandt - Silver Ships Of Andilar
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Townes Van Zandt - Sixteen summers, fifteen falls
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Townes Van Zandt - Snake Song
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Townes Van Zandt - Snow don't fall
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Townes Van Zandt - Snowin on Raton
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Townes Van Zandt - St John The Gambler
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Townes Van Zandt - Standin'
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Townes Van Zandt - Still looking for you
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Townes Van Zandt - Talkin' karate blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Talking thunderbird blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Tecumseh Valley
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Townes Van Zandt - The Hole
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Townes Van Zandt - The silver ships of Andilar
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Townes Van Zandt - The spider song
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Townes Van Zandt - Tower Song
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Townes Van Zandt - Turnstyled, Junkpiled
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Townes Van Zandt - Two hands
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Townes Van Zandt - Upon my soul
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Townes Van Zandt - Velvet voices
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Townes Van Zandt - Waitin' For The Day
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Townes Van Zandt - When He offers his hand
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Townes Van Zandt - When Your Dream Lovers Die
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Townes Van Zandt - Where I Lead Me
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Townes Van Zandt - White freight liner blues
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Townes Van Zandt - Why she's acting this way
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Townes Van Zandt - You are not needed now
Talkin' karate blues
Townes Van Zandt
and it seems I never could have any good clean fun
cause every time I'd go outside some great big bully'd come along
he'd hit me in the face and he'd knock to the ground
and he'd start kickin' me all around
and that ain't exactly fair, friends, that's wrong.
So I got me a paper the other night
and I crawled up on the sofa and I turned on the light
and flipped through the pages till I found the classified ads.
Said, "take karate from Lee Hung Chow;
man, make your first appointment now
this course is guaranteed to make you bad."
Well, the next day I drove to the address
by japanese design I was really impressed
it looked like a regular house of the rising sun.
I walked inside, I was all alone
I had a nervous feeling down in my bones
I was kind of sorry I'd ever even come.
Then a giant jap came through the door
he must have been about seven foot four
and he looked like he's prone to easy aggrevation.
He said, "Lee Hung Chow, Ah kee dung"
that's japanese for fee fie foo fum
I tried to explain my entire situation.
He said, "Number one course, yankee, self defence,
twohundred dollars and twentyfive cents";
I said "What's the twentyfive cents for?" and he said, "Repairs."
I said, "Repairs to what?", and he said "To you"
and I thought to myself "Man, that won't do"
felt about a half inch tall under that ol' slender stare
Ah, you think he was yellow...
I said, "I believe I better go check another place"
he said, "Ha so, Yankee don't like my race"
I said, "Now, there's a mistake, man, and that's true;
I've been for you you japanese all along
you japanese just can't do no wrong
and I thought you got mighty dirty deal in World War II."
Well, he grabbed me by the hand and gave a heave
I figured there's a pretty good time to leave
before he had a chance to do me any definite harm.
But my plan worked out in the end, you see,
now no bully is gonna pick on me
who's gonna hit a fellow with just one arm?
