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Too Short - The Ghetto
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Too Short - Gettin' It
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Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
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Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - She Loves Her
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Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - Triple X
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
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Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Bonus Track
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Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too Short - Dead or Alive
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Too Short - Domestic Violence
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Too Short - Don't Even Stop
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Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
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Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
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Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - Get It
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Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
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Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - Good Life
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Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
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Too Short - How Does it Feel
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Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - I Like It
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Too Short - I Luv
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Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
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Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
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Too Short - In the Oaktown
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Too Short - In the Studio
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Too Short - In the Trunk
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Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - It Ain't Over
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Too Short - It Don't Stop
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Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
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Too Short - It's All Good
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Too Short - It's Alright
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Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - It's Your Life
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Too Short - Just Anotha Day
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Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
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Too Short - Mack Attack
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Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
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Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
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Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
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Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
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Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
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Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
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Too Short - Paystyle
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Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
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Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Punk Bitch
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - She Know
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Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too Short - Short But Funky
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Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
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Too Short - Short Rap
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Too Short - Short Short
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Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
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Too Short - Step Daddy
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
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Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
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Too Short - Thangs Change
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Too Short - That's Why
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Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
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Too Short - These Are The Tales
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Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
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Too Short - Top Down
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Too Short - Way Too Real
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Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
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Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too Short - What's A Pimp?
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Too Short - Where They At?
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Too Short - Wild Wild West
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Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
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Too Short - You Nasty
Way Too Real
Too Short
Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real
It's the T Double, some call me $hort
I'm in the house once again from the East to the North
You know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes
Living life way too fast
Start snitching and you might not last
It used to be about old pimps and macks
But now we got the young bucks trying to jack
It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
And when you are, you go straight to the pen
Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what I mean
Making big money, living stoned to the bone
Oakland, California is where we roam
Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair
Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat
We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol' whale
She told all her friends I did her, too
She got dogged like Scooby Doo
Cause in the land of macks we don't play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped
And you ask me just how I feel
Short Dog's living way too real
I'm living way too real, bitch
Short Dog in the house
Can't help but live real, you know what I mean?
Tell you some shit, though
Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talking about shit you never did before
You know my macking is cracking, all of the time
24-7 spitting playboy rhymes
I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake
You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bending corners in the old school
I seen my homie Father Dom and he said "What's up?"
Riding in a Supersport drunk as fuck
And when you see us, the clique is called "The Dangerous Crew"
We wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is true
Some say that the Dog can't rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes
I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest
After three months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at Kaiser
Never would I let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, I'm Step Daddy
I had to let her know just how I feel
I'm living way too real
"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" (scratched 4x)
>From city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like Cali-
Fornia, where the hustlers play
What you wouldn't expect happens everyday
It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about
Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth
Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price
So many youngsters die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
And only God knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof and got shot
It's either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For living way too real
[Father Dom]
Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villian I be killing
Coke is it but tonight I got the feeling
Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up
Pimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers
Never ever feeling no remorse, of couse
If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth
And Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder
My rhymes are fatter cause I said so
I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe
I'm making more dough than the average Joe Schmoe
If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go
Out the back door, don't want to see you no more
You ain't Deep Throat, so what you come here for?
Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing
Ain't no doubt that's how I feel
Father Dom and the Playboy $hort, we're living way too real (echos)