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Too Short - The Ghetto
- 2
Too Short - Gettin' It
- 3
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
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Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - She Loves Her
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Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - Triple X
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
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Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Bonus Track
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Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too Short - Dead or Alive
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Too Short - Domestic Violence
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Too Short - Don't Even Stop
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Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
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Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
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Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - Get It
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Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
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Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - Good Life
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Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 80
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
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Too Short - How Does it Feel
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Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - I Like It
- 90
Too Short - I Luv
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Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
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Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
- 97
Too Short - In the Oaktown
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Too Short - In the Studio
- 99
Too Short - In the Trunk
- 100
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 101
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - It Ain't Over
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Too Short - It Don't Stop
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Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
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Too Short - It's All Good
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Too Short - It's Alright
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Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - It's Your Life
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Too Short - Just Anotha Day
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Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
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Too Short - Mack Attack
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Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
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Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
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Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
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Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
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Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
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Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
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Too Short - Paystyle
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Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
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Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Punk Bitch
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - She Know
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Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too Short - Short But Funky
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Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
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Too Short - Short Rap
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Too Short - Short Short
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Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
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Too Short - Step Daddy
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
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Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
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Too Short - Thangs Change
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Too Short - That's Why
- 175
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
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Too Short - These Are The Tales
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Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
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Too Short - Top Down
- 180
Too Short - Way Too Real
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Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
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Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too Short - What's A Pimp?
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Too Short - Where They At?
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Too Short - Wild Wild West
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Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
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Too Short - You Nasty
These Are The Tales
Too Short
These are the tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
(tune in to the history channel)
These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch)
these are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time
In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme
I like to spit a lot of game
but back then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record player, on my stereo
Got down on my knees with my radio
From Oakland California with some new shit
I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this
In 1981, that's where it all begun
We do it for the money we don't rap for fun
Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B
Money in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack
Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat
While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's
Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the game
with a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang
Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs
with a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch
In '83 you hit a house party
a dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink
I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right
and at mid-night I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two years
That's why they say my name, when I come through here
When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack
I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real phat
Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack
Crushed up in the weed, we call em bass rock Caddies
Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
[Hook]
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
[Too $hort]
It's been 15 years since that shit happened
But Too $hort don't stop rappin'
In '85, I was on the right page
Ten thousand niggaz, $hort live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever heard
but the whole crowd sang along with me word for word
And that changed everything
Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no joke
Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke
I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money
you can take it seriously or you can think its funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music
and I made the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales"
No radio or video or CD sales
Six platinums in a row Ice Cube and Cool J
Who else did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it safe
but I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight
And from eighty-nine to ninety-six
I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here
My old records sell about a half a mil' a year
I say "bitch get naked" so pimpishly
spit rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty mouth
when I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH!
That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit
I wont sue you, but that's the trademark
I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
[Hook]
[Too $hort]
Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O
I gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow
I guest appeared on 47 albums
Fuck McDonalds and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York
I get respect, they call me Too $hort
I live swell in A.T.L. cause I'm a player
We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we ride
I got love for all niggaz from the EastSide
It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B
All we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs
if you see him tell him Short said its back on
Lets get this money, midwest down South
East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH
[Too $hort talking over Hook]
That's my gift to rap, you can have that word
Say bitch all you want, all you regular fake ass niggas
You finally get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick
[Hook]