- 1
Too Short - The Ghetto
- 2
Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 3
Too Short - Oakland
- 4
Too Short - Gettin' It
- 5
Too Short - Cusswords
- 6
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
- 7
Too Short - California Girls
- 8
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
- 9
Too Short - Way Too Real
- 10
Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
- 11
Too Short - Cocktales
- 12
Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
- 13
Too Short - Freaky Tales
- 14
Too Short - Fuck My Car
- 15
Too Short - Girl
- 16
Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
- 17
Too Short - I Know You Love Her
- 18
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 19
Too Short - Life is Too $hort
- 20
Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 21
Too Short - Players
- 22
Too Short - Shake It Baby
- 23
Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
- 24
Too Short - Still Strugglin'
- 25
Too Short - We Do This
- 26
Too Short - 16 Hoes
- 27
Too Short - 2 Bitches
- 28
Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
- 29
Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
- 30
Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
- 31
Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
- 32
Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
- 33
Too Short - All the Time
- 34
Too Short - Analyze the Game
- 35
Too Short - Anything is Possible
- 36
Too Short - Baby D
- 37
Too Short - Bad Ways
- 38
Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
- 39
Too Short - Baller
- 40
Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
- 41
Too Short - Blow Job Betty
- 42
Too Short - Bonus Track
- 43
Too Short - Broke Bitch
- 44
Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
- 45
Too Short - Buy You Some
- 46
Too Short - Cali-O
- 47
Too Short - Call Me
- 48
Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
- 49
Too Short - Call Me Daddy
- 50
Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
- 51
Too Short - Can I Hit It
- 52
Too Short - Can't Stay Away
- 53
Too Short - Can't Stop
- 54
Too Short - Candy Paint
- 55
Too Short - Chase the Cat
- 56
Too Short - City of Dope
- 57
Too Short - Coke Dealers
- 58
Too Short - Coming Up $hort
- 59
Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
- 60
Too Short - Dead or Alive
- 61
Too Short - Domestic Violence
- 62
Too Short - Don't Even Stop
- 63
Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
- 64
Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
- 65
Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
- 66
Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
- 67
Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
- 68
Too Short - Everytime
- 69
Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
- 70
Too Short - Female Funk
- 71
Too Short - Female Players
- 72
Too Short - Fire
- 73
Too Short - From Here to New
- 74
Too Short - Funk Session
- 75
Too Short - Game
- 76
Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
- 77
Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
- 78
Too Short - Get It
- 79
Too Short - Get Off The Stage
- 80
Too Short - Get That Cheese
- 81
Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
- 82
Too Short - Givin up the Funk
- 83
Too Short - Good Life
- 84
Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 85
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
- 86
Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
- 87
Too Short - Hoes
- 88
Too Short - Hoochie
- 89
Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 90
Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
- 91
Too Short - I Like It
- 92
Too Short - I Luv
- 93
Too Short - I Must Confess
- 94
Too Short - I Need a Freak
- 95
Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
- 96
Too Short - I Want Your Girl
- 97
Too Short - I'm a Playa
- 98
Too Short - I'm Gone
- 99
Too Short - In the Oaktown
- 100
Too Short - In the Studio
- 101
Too Short - In the Trunk
- 102
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
- 103
Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 104
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 105
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
- 106
Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
- 107
Too Short - It's About That Money
- 108
Too Short - It's All Good
- 109
Too Short - It's Alright
- 110
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
- 111
Too Short - It's Time To Go
- 112
Too Short - It's Your Life
- 113
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
- 114
Too Short - Just Like Dope
- 115
Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
- 116
Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 117
Too Short - Late Night Creep
- 118
Too Short - Leave it Alone
- 119
Too Short - Little Girls
- 120
Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
- 121
Too Short - Longevity
- 122
Too Short - Mack Attack
- 123
Too Short - Maggot Brain
- 124
Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
- 125
Too Short - Money Maker
- 126
Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 127
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 128
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
- 129
Too Short - Never Talk Down
- 130
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
- 131
Too Short - Oakland Style
- 132
Too Short - Oakland, California
- 133
Too Short - Old School
- 134
Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
- 135
Too Short - Paula & Janet
- 136
Too Short - Paystyle
- 137
Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
- 138
Too Short - Pimp the Ho
- 139
Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
- 140
Too Short - Pimpology
- 141
Too Short - Playa
- 142
Too Short - Playboy $hort
- 143
Too Short - Player For Life
- 144
Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
- 145
Too Short - Punk Bitch
- 146
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 147
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
- 148
Too Short - Rap Like Me
- 149
Too Short - Recognize Game
- 150
Too Short - Rhymes
- 151
Too Short - Sadity
- 152
Too Short - Sample The Funk
- 153
Too Short - Set Up
- 154
Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
- 155
Too Short - She Know
- 156
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 157
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 158
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 159
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
- 160
Too Short - Short Rap
- 161
Too Short - Short Short
- 162
Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
- 163
Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
- 164
Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
- 165
Too Short - Sophisticated
- 166
Too Short - Step Daddy
- 167
Too Short - Strip Down
- 168
Too Short - Survivin' The Game
- 169
Too Short - Take My Bitch
- 170
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
- 171
Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 172
Too Short - Thangs Change
- 173
Too Short - That's Why
- 174
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
- 175
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
- 176
Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 177
Too Short - This How We Eat
- 178
Too Short - This My One
- 179
Too Short - Top Down
- 180
Too Short - Triple X
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
- 187
Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
- 188
Too Short - You Know What I Mean
- 189
Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
These Are The Tales
Too Short
These are the tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
(tune in to the history channel)
These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch)
these are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time
In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme
I like to spit a lot of game
but back then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record player, on my stereo
Got down on my knees with my radio
From Oakland California with some new shit
I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this
In 1981, that's where it all begun
We do it for the money we don't rap for fun
Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B
Money in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack
Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat
While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's
Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the game
with a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang
Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs
with a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch
In '83 you hit a house party
a dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink
I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right
and at mid-night I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two years
That's why they say my name, when I come through here
When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack
I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real phat
Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack
Crushed up in the weed, we call em bass rock Caddies
Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
[Hook]
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
[Too $hort]
It's been 15 years since that shit happened
But Too $hort don't stop rappin'
In '85, I was on the right page
Ten thousand niggaz, $hort live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever heard
but the whole crowd sang along with me word for word
And that changed everything
Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no joke
Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke
I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money
you can take it seriously or you can think its funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music
and I made the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales"
No radio or video or CD sales
Six platinums in a row Ice Cube and Cool J
Who else did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it safe
but I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight
And from eighty-nine to ninety-six
I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here
My old records sell about a half a mil' a year
I say "bitch get naked" so pimpishly
spit rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty mouth
when I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH!
That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit
I wont sue you, but that's the trademark
I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
[Hook]
[Too $hort]
Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O
I gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow
I guest appeared on 47 albums
Fuck McDonalds and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York
I get respect, they call me Too $hort
I live swell in A.T.L. cause I'm a player
We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we ride
I got love for all niggaz from the EastSide
It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B
All we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs
if you see him tell him Short said its back on
Lets get this money, midwest down South
East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH
[Too $hort talking over Hook]
That's my gift to rap, you can have that word
Say bitch all you want, all you regular fake ass niggas
You finally get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick
[Hook]