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Too Short - The Ghetto
- 2
Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 4
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - Way Too Real
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - Gettin' It
- 12
Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
- 29
Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
- 30
Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - Bonus Track
- 35
Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
- 55
Too Short - Dead or Alive
- 56
Too Short - Domestic Violence
- 57
Too Short - Don't Even Stop
- 58
Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
- 60
Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
- 62
Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
- 64
Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
- 68
Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
- 70
Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get It
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Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
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Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - Good Life
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Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 81
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
- 82
Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
- 85
Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 86
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
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Too Short - I Like It
- 90
Too Short - I Luv
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Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
- 93
Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
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Too Short - In the Oaktown
- 98
Too Short - In the Studio
- 99
Too Short - In the Trunk
- 100
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 101
Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 102
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 103
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
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Too Short - It's All Good
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Too Short - It's Alright
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Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - It's Your Life
- 111
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
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Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 115
Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
- 117
Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
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Too Short - Mack Attack
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Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
- 124
Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 126
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 127
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 130
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
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Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
- 136
Too Short - Paystyle
- 137
Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
- 139
Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
- 142
Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
- 145
Too Short - Punk Bitch
- 146
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sadity
- 152
Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - She Know
- 156
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 157
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too Short - Short But Funky
- 159
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
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Too Short - Short Rap
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Too Short - Short Short
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Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
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Too Short - Step Daddy
- 167
Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
- 170
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
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Too Short - Thangs Change
- 173
Too Short - That's Why
- 174
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
- 175
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
- 176
Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 177
Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
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Too Short - Top Down
- 180
Too Short - Triple X
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
- 187
Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
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Too Short - You Nasty
More Freaky Tales
Too Short
Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 1: Too $hort
I met this girl in Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 2: Too $hort
I know another bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the same results
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 3: Too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I told her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin' it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, Oakland
You ain't knowin?
Beyotch!
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