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Too Short - The Ghetto
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Too Short - Gettin' It
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Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
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Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - She Loves Her
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Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - Triple X
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
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Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Bonus Track
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Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too Short - Dead or Alive
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Too Short - Domestic Violence
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Too Short - Don't Even Stop
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Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
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Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
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Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - Get It
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Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
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Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - Good Life
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Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
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Too Short - How Does it Feel
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Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - I Like It
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Too Short - I Luv
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Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
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Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
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Too Short - In the Oaktown
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Too Short - In the Studio
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Too Short - In the Trunk
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Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - It Ain't Over
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Too Short - It Don't Stop
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Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
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Too Short - It's All Good
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Too Short - It's Alright
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Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - It's Your Life
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Too Short - Just Anotha Day
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Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
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Too Short - Mack Attack
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Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
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Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
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Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
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Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
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Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
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Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
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Too Short - Paystyle
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Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
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Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Punk Bitch
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - She Know
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Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too Short - Short But Funky
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Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
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Too Short - Short Rap
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Too Short - Short Short
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Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
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Too Short - Step Daddy
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
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Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
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Too Short - Thangs Change
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Too Short - That's Why
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Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
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Too Short - These Are The Tales
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Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
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Too Short - Top Down
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Too Short - Way Too Real
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Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
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Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too Short - What's A Pimp?
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Too Short - Where They At?
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Too Short - Wild Wild West
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Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
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Too Short - You Nasty
Freaky Tales
Too Short
The tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shoked her hand
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is Mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece
She only talks about signin' a lease
I met this tender, her name was Lori
And a X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was Michelle
Her booty was bigger than a tale on a whale, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was Tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was Jane
I pulled to the side and I spit that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was Janien
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from Alabama
I met this feak, her name was Betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna
She was a built little freak from China
I said I don't pimp or gigolo
I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can't break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
She's like another freak named Rene`
You get her alone and she'll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
But a freak like Rene`, you can have it your way
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was Linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than Central Safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young
I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne
Always talkin' about havin' fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin'
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the Foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin' me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
I met this freak named Antuinet
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin' she had is what I get
Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit
I met another freak, her name was Rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon
She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin'
Baby came through with my homeboy Darron
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
She never left, he cutted out
I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
There's a freak named Shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it's goin' on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace
She walked in the door wearin' a lace
She walked in da door working late
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
She's like this tender named Belinda
Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But I rapped her all up like aluminum foil
These are the tales, the freaky tales
The tales that I tell so well
Shockedy life, Friday night, it's goin' on Too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She followed me around like Mary's sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was Roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on
Holiday Inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named Shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named Yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named Kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin' shitty
So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti
There's another girl, her name is Rose
I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos
I never saw Rose wearin' clothes
She's a pent house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
Tried to pomit it but I could not manage
I had this freak, her name was Bunny
Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin' I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with Shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my naval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was Candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was Laverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this: They might be freakin'
But, boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment