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Too Short - Gettin' It
- 2
Too Short - The Ghetto
- 3
Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 4
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
- 5
Too Short - Oakland
- 6
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 7
Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
- 8
Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
- 9
Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
- 10
Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 11
Too Short - Life is Too $hort
- 12
Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
- 17
Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
- 22
Too Short - All the Time
- 23
Too Short - Analyze the Game
- 24
Too Short - Anything is Possible
- 25
Too Short - Baby D
- 26
Too Short - Bad Ways
- 27
Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
- 28
Too Short - Baller
- 29
Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
- 30
Too Short - Blow Job Betty
- 31
Too Short - Bonus Track
- 32
Too Short - Broke Bitch
- 33
Too Short - Buy You Some
- 34
Too Short - Cali-O
- 35
Too Short - California Girls
- 36
Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
- 37
Too Short - Call Me
- 38
Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
- 39
Too Short - Call Me Daddy
- 40
Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
- 41
Too Short - Can I Hit It
- 42
Too Short - Can't Stay Away
- 43
Too Short - Can't Stop
- 44
Too Short - Candy Paint
- 45
Too Short - Chase the Cat
- 46
Too Short - City of Dope
- 47
Too Short - Cocktales
- 48
Too Short - Coke Dealers
- 49
Too Short - Coming Up $hort
- 50
Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
- 51
Too Short - Cusswords
- 52
Too Short - Dead or Alive
- 53
Too Short - Domestic Violence
- 54
Too Short - Don't Even Stop
- 55
Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
- 56
Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
- 57
Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
- 58
Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
- 59
Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
- 60
Too Short - Everytime
- 61
Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
- 62
Too Short - Female Funk
- 63
Too Short - Female Players
- 64
Too Short - Fire
- 65
Too Short - Freaky Tales
- 66
Too Short - From Here to New
- 67
Too Short - Fuck My Car
- 68
Too Short - Funk Session
- 69
Too Short - Game
- 70
Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
- 71
Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
- 72
Too Short - Get It
- 73
Too Short - Get Off The Stage
- 74
Too Short - Get That Cheese
- 75
Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
- 76
Too Short - Girl
- 77
Too Short - Givin up the Funk
- 78
Too Short - Good Life
- 79
Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 80
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
- 81
Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
- 82
Too Short - Hoes
- 83
Too Short - Hoochie
- 84
Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 85
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
- 86
Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
- 87
Too Short - I Know You Love Her
- 88
Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
- 89
Too Short - I Like It
- 90
Too Short - I Luv
- 91
Too Short - I Must Confess
- 92
Too Short - I Need a Freak
- 93
Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
- 94
Too Short - I Want Your Girl
- 95
Too Short - I'm a Playa
- 96
Too Short - I'm Gone
- 97
Too Short - In the Oaktown
- 98
Too Short - In the Studio
- 99
Too Short - In the Trunk
- 100
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 101
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
- 102
Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 103
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 104
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
- 105
Too Short - It's About That Money
- 106
Too Short - It's All Good
- 107
Too Short - It's Alright
- 108
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
- 109
Too Short - It's Time To Go
- 110
Too Short - It's Your Life
- 111
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
- 112
Too Short - Just Like Dope
- 113
Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
- 114
Too Short - Late Night Creep
- 115
Too Short - Leave it Alone
- 116
Too Short - Little Girls
- 117
Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
- 118
Too Short - Longevity
- 119
Too Short - Mack Attack
- 120
Too Short - Maggot Brain
- 121
Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
- 122
Too Short - Money Maker
- 123
Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 124
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 125
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
- 126
Too Short - Never Talk Down
- 127
Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 128
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
- 129
Too Short - Oakland Style
- 130
Too Short - Oakland, California
- 131
Too Short - Old School
- 132
Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
- 133
Too Short - Paula & Janet
- 134
Too Short - Paystyle
- 135
Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
- 136
Too Short - Pimp the Ho
- 137
Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
- 138
Too Short - Pimpology
- 139
Too Short - Playa
- 140
Too Short - Playboy $hort
- 141
Too Short - Player For Life
- 142
Too Short - Players
- 143
Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
- 144
Too Short - Punk Bitch
- 145
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 146
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
- 147
Too Short - Rap Like Me
- 148
Too Short - Recognize Game
- 149
Too Short - Rhymes
- 150
Too Short - Sadity
- 151
Too Short - Sample The Funk
- 152
Too Short - Set Up
- 153
Too Short - Shake It Baby
- 154
Too Short - She Know
- 155
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 156
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 157
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
- 158
Too Short - Short Rap
- 159
Too Short - Short Short
- 160
Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
- 161
Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
- 162
Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
- 163
Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
- 164
Too Short - Sophisticated
- 165
Too Short - Step Daddy
- 166
Too Short - Still Strugglin'
- 167
Too Short - Strip Down
- 168
Too Short - Survivin' The Game
- 169
Too Short - Take My Bitch
- 170
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
- 171
Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 172
Too Short - Thangs Change
- 173
Too Short - That's Why
- 174
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
- 175
Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 176
Too Short - This How We Eat
- 177
Too Short - This My One
- 178
Too Short - Top Down
- 179
Too Short - Triple X
- 180
Too Short - Way Too Real
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
- 187
Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
- 188
Too Short - You Know What I Mean
- 189
Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
Can't Stay Away
Too Short
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you niggas even started rappin'
1983, Too $hort
Word for word
Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early felling right
Do the same damn thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good blowjob from a real fine bitch
Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That good tight pussy I couldn't pass
A light-skined freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need glasses"
Where's them bitches with the big round asses
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Bring two bitches then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different bitch
Waitng on the bus someone was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That ass is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "Short she's all that"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Every single day of the week
For every nigger living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked
I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the bitches with ass stay home today"
And he said "Short what now"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, Bitches, Bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
We hit the beat town like Oakland players
I knew it bitches was everywere
The first one had tities so fat
But that don't work her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool
I said beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your ass baby what happened
She turned around caped back on me
Said "Fuck you nigga where's your teeth"
I dam near fell jummping out the car
But I slapped that and slapped her hard
My homie said "Short we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch a I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that bitch "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that shit never happend again
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The invasion (Beyotch) is on
That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game