- 1
Too Short - The Ghetto
- 2
Too Short - Oakland
- 3
Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 4
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
- 5
Too Short - Way Too Real
- 6
Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
- 7
Too Short - Cusswords
- 8
Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
- 9
Too Short - Freaky Tales
- 10
Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
- 11
Too Short - Gettin' It
- 12
Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
- 13
Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
- 14
Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
- 15
Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
- 16
Too Short - Still Strugglin'
- 17
Too Short - We Do This
- 18
Too Short - 16 Hoes
- 19
Too Short - 2 Bitches
- 20
Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
- 21
Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
- 22
Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
- 23
Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
- 24
Too Short - All the Time
- 25
Too Short - Analyze the Game
- 26
Too Short - Anything is Possible
- 27
Too Short - Baby D
- 28
Too Short - Bad Ways
- 29
Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
- 30
Too Short - Baller
- 31
Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
- 32
Too Short - Blow Job Betty
- 33
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
- 34
Too Short - Bonus Track
- 35
Too Short - Broke Bitch
- 36
Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
- 37
Too Short - Buy You Some
- 38
Too Short - Cali-O
- 39
Too Short - California Girls
- 40
Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
- 41
Too Short - Call Me
- 42
Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
- 43
Too Short - Call Me Daddy
- 44
Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
- 45
Too Short - Can I Hit It
- 46
Too Short - Can't Stay Away
- 47
Too Short - Can't Stop
- 48
Too Short - Candy Paint
- 49
Too Short - Chase the Cat
- 50
Too Short - City of Dope
- 51
Too Short - Cocktales
- 52
Too Short - Coke Dealers
- 53
Too Short - Coming Up $hort
- 54
Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
- 55
Too Short - Dead or Alive
- 56
Too Short - Domestic Violence
- 57
Too Short - Don't Even Stop
- 58
Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
- 59
Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
- 60
Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
- 61
Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
- 62
Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
- 63
Too Short - Everytime
- 64
Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
- 65
Too Short - Female Funk
- 66
Too Short - Female Players
- 67
Too Short - Fire
- 68
Too Short - From Here to New
- 69
Too Short - Fuck My Car
- 70
Too Short - Funk Session
- 71
Too Short - Game
- 72
Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
- 73
Too Short - Get It
- 74
Too Short - Get Off The Stage
- 75
Too Short - Get That Cheese
- 76
Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
- 77
Too Short - Girl
- 78
Too Short - Givin up the Funk
- 79
Too Short - Good Life
- 80
Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 81
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
- 82
Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
- 83
Too Short - Hoes
- 84
Too Short - Hoochie
- 85
Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 86
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
- 87
Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
- 88
Too Short - I Know You Love Her
- 89
Too Short - I Like It
- 90
Too Short - I Luv
- 91
Too Short - I Must Confess
- 92
Too Short - I Need a Freak
- 93
Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
- 94
Too Short - I Want Your Girl
- 95
Too Short - I'm a Playa
- 96
Too Short - I'm Gone
- 97
Too Short - In the Oaktown
- 98
Too Short - In the Studio
- 99
Too Short - In the Trunk
- 100
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 101
Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 102
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 103
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
- 104
Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
- 105
Too Short - It's About That Money
- 106
Too Short - It's All Good
- 107
Too Short - It's Alright
- 108
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
- 109
Too Short - It's Time To Go
- 110
Too Short - It's Your Life
- 111
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
- 112
Too Short - Just Like Dope
- 113
Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
- 114
Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 115
Too Short - Late Night Creep
- 116
Too Short - Leave it Alone
- 117
Too Short - Life is Too $hort
- 118
Too Short - Little Girls
- 119
Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
- 120
Too Short - Longevity
- 121
Too Short - Mack Attack
- 122
Too Short - Maggot Brain
- 123
Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
- 124
Too Short - Money Maker
- 125
Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 126
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 127
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
- 128
Too Short - Never Talk Down
- 129
Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 130
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
- 131
Too Short - Oakland Style
- 132
Too Short - Oakland, California
- 133
Too Short - Old School
- 134
Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
- 135
Too Short - Paula & Janet
- 136
Too Short - Paystyle
- 137
Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
- 138
Too Short - Pimp the Ho
- 139
Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
- 140
Too Short - Pimpology
- 141
Too Short - Playa
- 142
Too Short - Playboy $hort
- 143
Too Short - Player For Life
- 144
Too Short - Players
- 145
Too Short - Punk Bitch
- 146
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 147
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
- 148
Too Short - Rap Like Me
- 149
Too Short - Recognize Game
- 150
Too Short - Rhymes
- 151
Too Short - Sadity
- 152
Too Short - Sample The Funk
- 153
Too Short - Set Up
- 154
Too Short - Shake It Baby
- 155
Too Short - She Know
- 156
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 157
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 158
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 159
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
- 160
Too Short - Short Rap
- 161
Too Short - Short Short
- 162
Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
- 163
Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
- 164
Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
- 165
Too Short - Sophisticated
- 166
Too Short - Step Daddy
- 167
Too Short - Strip Down
- 168
Too Short - Survivin' The Game
- 169
Too Short - Take My Bitch
- 170
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
- 171
Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 172
Too Short - Thangs Change
- 173
Too Short - That's Why
- 174
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
- 175
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
- 176
Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 177
Too Short - This How We Eat
- 178
Too Short - This My One
- 179
Too Short - Top Down
- 180
Too Short - Triple X
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
- 187
Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
- 188
Too Short - You Know What I Mean
- 189
Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
Bonus Track
Too Short
[SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup
[KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me
[SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you
[KIM:] Oh, really?
[SHORT:] Wassup, yeah
[KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this
[SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight?
[KIM:] Bring me what i need?
[SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me)
[CHORUS]
when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need (X2)
[SHORT]
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why
i got the game from the pimps and players
you goin feel me, baby when i get there
I'm a give you what you want so i could get what i need
we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice
these nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do
imagination is a understatement
anything you can think of we could make it
big money hit records
watch us get reckless
we butt-naked, we never sexless
And when i get there, you know it's time to fuck
cuz all night long ain't long enough ta come up
it's just us
ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang
make us both cum
[CHORUS]
[KIM]
Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty
drive you crazy like a 730
it ain't a secret
rumors they could keep it
You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine
real bitch that carry gats by the spleen
Na mean?
Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
if it's a booty call cancel that
you want pure satisfaction i'ma handle that
all i need is a candle and the porno channel
lubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweat
peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet
now check it
Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya
imagine me suckin blood out ya
like a hickey, i love the phone quickie
i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off
You could reach out and touch ME MCI style
Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style
Tell me what you want, i'll tell you what i need
You could fuck me til i bleed
Oh Short i'm bout ta OG
(and i like it)
[CHORUS X2]
[SHORT:] You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up
[KIM:] Well since you showed up what's the hold up?
[SHORT:] The blunts ain't rolled up,
let's mix sex with the weed smell
[KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's
I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top
[SHORT:] And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock
The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay
[KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby
[SHORT:] This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's
like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star
ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store
Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee
I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee
I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K
we take the money and the pussy cuz we sho' don't play
(And i like it)
[CHORUS X2]
[laughing]
[KIM:] HhmmmM
[SHORT:] And I'm lovin it
[KIM:] HOw much?
[SHORT:] How much?
[KIM:] yeah
[SHORT:] It's like this every time
[KIM:] I know your good
MMMMMMM
[SHORT:] my dick...in your....
[KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about
[SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record
[KIM:] talk to me