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Too Short - The Ghetto
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 3
Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - Gettin' It
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Way Too Real
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - Top Down
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
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Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Bonus Track
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Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too Short - Dead or Alive
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Too Short - Domestic Violence
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Too Short - Don't Even Stop
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Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
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Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
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Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get It
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Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
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Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - Good Life
- 78
Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 79
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
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Too Short - How Does it Feel
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Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
- 87
Too Short - I Like It
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Too Short - I Luv
- 89
Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
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Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
- 95
Too Short - In the Oaktown
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Too Short - In the Studio
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Too Short - In the Trunk
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Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 100
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 101
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
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Too Short - It's All Good
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Too Short - It's Alright
- 106
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - It's Your Life
- 109
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
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Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
- 112
Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
- 119
Too Short - Mack Attack
- 120
Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
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Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 124
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 125
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 128
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
- 129
Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
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Too Short - Paystyle
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Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
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Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Punk Bitch
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - She Know
- 156
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 157
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 158
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 159
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
- 160
Too Short - Short Rap
- 161
Too Short - Short Short
- 162
Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
- 164
Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
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Too Short - Step Daddy
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Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
- 170
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 172
Too Short - Thangs Change
- 173
Too Short - That's Why
- 174
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
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Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 177
Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
- 179
Too Short - Triple X
- 180
Too Short - We Do This
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
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Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
Blow Job Betty
Too Short
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'
Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school
Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette
6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it