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Too Short - The Ghetto
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Too Short - Oakland
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Too Short - Blow The Whistle
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Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
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Too Short - Gettin' It
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her
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Too Short - It's Time To Go
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Too Short - Life is Too $hort
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Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
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Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Bonus Track
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Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
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Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too Short - Givin up the Funk
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Too Short - In the Trunk
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
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Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too Short - All the Time
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Too Short - Analyze the Game
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Too Short - Anything is Possible
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Too Short - Baby D
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Too Short - Bad Ways
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Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too Short - Baller
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Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
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Too Short - Broke Bitch
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Too Short - Buy You Some
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Too Short - Cali-O
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Too Short - California Girls
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Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too Short - Can I Hit It
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Too Short - Can't Stay Away
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Too Short - Can't Stop
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Too Short - Candy Paint
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Too Short - Chase the Cat
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Too Short - City of Dope
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Too Short - Cocktales
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Too Short - Coke Dealers
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Too Short - Coming Up $hort
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Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too Short - Cusswords
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Too Short - Dead or Alive
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Too Short - Domestic Violence
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Too Short - Don't Even Stop
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Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
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Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too Short - Everytime
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Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too Short - Female Funk
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Too Short - Female Players
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Too Short - Fire
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Too Short - Freaky Tales
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Too Short - From Here to New
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Too Short - Funk Session
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Too Short - Game
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Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too Short - Get It
- 79
Too Short - Get Off The Stage
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Too Short - Get That Cheese
- 81
Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too Short - Girl
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Too Short - Good Life
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Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too Short - Hoes
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Too Short - Hoochie
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Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 90
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too Short - I Like It
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Too Short - I Luv
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Too Short - I Must Confess
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Too Short - I Need a Freak
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Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too Short - I Want Your Girl
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Too Short - I'm a Playa
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Too Short - I'm Gone
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Too Short - In the Oaktown
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Too Short - In the Studio
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Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too Short - It Ain't Over
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Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 107
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too Short - It's About That Money
- 110
Too Short - It's All Good
- 111
Too Short - It's Alright
- 112
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too Short - It's Your Life
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Too Short - Just Anotha Day
- 115
Too Short - Just Like Dope
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Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too Short - Little Girls
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Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
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Too Short - Longevity
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Too Short - Mack Attack
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Too Short - Maggot Brain
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Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
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Too Short - Money Maker
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Too Short - More Freaky Tales
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Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
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Too Short - Never Talk Down
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Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
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Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
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Too Short - Oakland Style
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Too Short - Oakland, California
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Too Short - Old School
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Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
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Too Short - Paula & Janet
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Too Short - Paystyle
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Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too Short - Pimp the Ho
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Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
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Too Short - Pimpology
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Too Short - Playa
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Too Short - Player For Life
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Too Short - Players
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Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too Short - Punk Bitch
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too Short - Recognize Game
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Too Short - Rhymes
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Too Short - Sample The Funk
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Too Short - Set Up
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Too Short - Shake It Baby
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Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too Short - She Know
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Too Short - She Loves Her
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Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 156
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 157
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
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Too Short - Short Rap
- 159
Too Short - Short Short
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Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
- 161
Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
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Too Short - Sophisticated
- 164
Too Short - Step Daddy
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Too Short - Still Strugglin'
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Too Short - Strip Down
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Too Short - Survivin' The Game
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Too Short - Talkin' Shit
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Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 170
Too Short - Thangs Change
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Too Short - That's Why
- 172
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
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Too Short - These Are The Tales
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Too Short - This How We Eat
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Too Short - This My One
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Too Short - Top Down
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Too Short - Triple X
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Too Short - Way Too Real
- 180
Too Short - We Do This
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Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
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Too Short - Where They At?
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Too Short - Wild Wild West
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Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too Short - You Know What I Mean
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Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
Blow Job Betty
Too Short
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'
Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school
Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette
6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it