- 1
Too Short - The Ghetto
- 2
Too Short - Oakland
- 3
Too Short - Blow The Whistle
- 4
Too Short - I Ain't Trippin
- 5
Too Short - Gettin' It
- 6
Too Short - I Know You Love Her
- 7
Too Short - It's Time To Go
- 8
Too Short - Life is Too $hort
- 9
Too Short - Nasty Rhymes
- 10
Too Short - Rap Like Me
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Too Short - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too Short - Bonus Track
- 13
Too Short - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too Short - Call Her A Bitch
- 15
Too Short - Fuck My Car
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Too Short - Get In Where You Fit In
- 17
Too Short - Givin up the Funk
- 18
Too Short - In the Trunk
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Too Short - Late Night Creep
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Too Short - Leave it Alone
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Too Short - Playboy $hort
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Too Short - Sadity
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Too Short - Take My Bitch
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Too Short - 16 Hoes
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Too Short - 2 Bitches
- 26
Too Short - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too Short - Ain't No Bitches
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too Short - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too Short - All My Bitches Are Gone
- 31
Too Short - All the Time
- 32
Too Short - Analyze the Game
- 33
Too Short - Anything is Possible
- 34
Too Short - Baby D
- 35
Too Short - Bad Ways
- 36
Too Short - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
- 37
Too Short - Baller
- 38
Too Short - Be My Dirty Love
- 39
Too Short - Blow Job Betty
- 40
Too Short - Broke Bitch
- 41
Too Short - Buy You Some
- 42
Too Short - Cali-O
- 43
Too Short - California Girls
- 44
Too Short - Call Me
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Too Short - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too Short - Call Me Daddy
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Too Short - Can I Get A Bitch
- 48
Too Short - Can I Hit It
- 49
Too Short - Can't Stay Away
- 50
Too Short - Can't Stop
- 51
Too Short - Candy Paint
- 52
Too Short - Chase the Cat
- 53
Too Short - City of Dope
- 54
Too Short - Cocktales
- 55
Too Short - Coke Dealers
- 56
Too Short - Coming Up $hort
- 57
Too Short - Couldn't be a Better Player
- 58
Too Short - Cusswords
- 59
Too Short - Dead or Alive
- 60
Too Short - Domestic Violence
- 61
Too Short - Don't Even Stop
- 62
Too Short - Don't Ever Give Up
- 63
Too Short - Don't Fight the Feeling
- 64
Too Short - Don't Fight The Intro
- 65
Too Short - Don't Fuck For Free
- 66
Too Short - Don't Hate The Player
- 67
Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat
- 68
Too Short - Everytime
- 69
Too Short - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
- 70
Too Short - Female Funk
- 71
Too Short - Female Players
- 72
Too Short - Fire
- 73
Too Short - Freaky Tales
- 74
Too Short - From Here to New
- 75
Too Short - Funk Session
- 76
Too Short - Game
- 77
Too Short - Gangstas & Strippers
- 78
Too Short - Get It
- 79
Too Short - Get Off The Stage
- 80
Too Short - Get That Cheese
- 81
Too Short - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
- 82
Too Short - Girl
- 83
Too Short - Good Life
- 84
Too Short - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
- 85
Too Short - Hard on the Boulevard
- 86
Too Short - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
- 87
Too Short - Hoes
- 88
Too Short - Hoochie
- 89
Too Short - How Does it Feel
- 90
Too Short - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
- 91
Too Short - I Don't Stop Rappin
- 92
Too Short - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
- 93
Too Short - I Like It
- 94
Too Short - I Luv
- 95
Too Short - I Must Confess
- 96
Too Short - I Need a Freak
- 97
Too Short - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
- 98
Too Short - I Want Your Girl
- 99
Too Short - I'm a Playa
- 100
Too Short - I'm Gone
- 101
Too Short - In the Oaktown
- 102
Too Short - In the Studio
- 103
Too Short - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
- 104
Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
- 105
Too Short - It Ain't Over
- 106
Too Short - It Don't Stop
- 107
Too Short - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
- 108
Too Short - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
- 109
Too Short - It's About That Money
- 110
Too Short - It's All Good
- 111
Too Short - It's Alright
- 112
Too Short - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
- 113
Too Short - It's Your Life
- 114
Too Short - Just Anotha Day
- 115
Too Short - Just Like Dope
- 116
Too Short - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
- 117
Too Short - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 118
Too Short - Little Girls
- 119
Too Short - LOLLYPOPS
- 120
Too Short - Longevity
- 121
Too Short - Mack Attack
- 122
Too Short - Maggot Brain
- 123
Too Short - Money In The Ghetto
- 124
Too Short - Money Maker
- 125
Too Short - More Freaky Tales
- 126
Too Short - My Dick, My Sack
- 127
Too Short - Never Talk Down
- 128
Too Short - Nobody Does It Better
- 129
Too Short - Nothing Feels Better
- 130
Too Short - Oakland Style
- 131
Too Short - Oakland, California
- 132
Too Short - Old School
- 133
Too Short - Only the Strong Survive
- 134
Too Short - Paula & Janet
- 135
Too Short - Paystyle
- 136
Too Short - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
- 137
Too Short - Pimp the Ho
- 138
Too Short - Pimpin' Forever
- 139
Too Short - Pimpology
- 140
Too Short - Playa
- 141
Too Short - Player For Life
- 142
Too Short - Players
- 143
Too Short - Pull Them Panties Down
- 144
Too Short - Punk Bitch
- 145
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 146
Too Short - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
- 147
Too Short - Recognize Game
- 148
Too Short - Rhymes
- 149
Too Short - Sample The Funk
- 150
Too Short - Set Up
- 151
Too Short - Shake It Baby
- 152
Too Short - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
- 153
Too Short - She Know
- 154
Too Short - She Loves Her
- 155
Too Short - Shittin' On 'Em
- 156
Too Short - Short But Funky
- 157
Too Short - Short Dog's in the House
- 158
Too Short - Short Rap
- 159
Too Short - Short Short
- 160
Too Short - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
- 161
Too Short - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
- 162
Too Short - Somethin to Ride To
- 163
Too Short - Sophisticated
- 164
Too Short - Step Daddy
- 165
Too Short - Still Strugglin'
- 166
Too Short - Strip Down
- 167
Too Short - Survivin' The Game
- 168
Too Short - Talkin' Shit
- 169
Too Short - Tell the Feds
- 170
Too Short - Thangs Change
- 171
Too Short - That's Why
- 172
Too Short - The Bitch Sucks Dick
- 173
Too Short - The Dangerous Crew
- 174
Too Short - These Are The Tales
- 175
Too Short - This How We Eat
- 176
Too Short - This My One
- 177
Too Short - Top Down
- 178
Too Short - Triple X
- 179
Too Short - Way Too Real
- 180
Too Short - We Do This
- 181
Too Short - What Happened to the Groupies
- 182
Too Short - What She Gonna Do?
- 183
Too Short - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 184
Too Short - What's A Pimp?
- 185
Too Short - Where They At?
- 186
Too Short - Wild Wild West
- 187
Too Short - Yo Neck, Yo Back
- 188
Too Short - You Know What I Mean
- 189
Too Short - You Might Get G'eed
- 190
Too Short - You Nasty
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
Too Short
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm from the "O" I for what I know
And like I told your ass before you can fuck my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches
With a Ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger fuck Bill Clinton
Make me the mother fucking president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigger trade for a new Fleetwood
You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking
I come through and all your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin
Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a bitch or a hoe
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now nigger want to shove the bitch
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch
Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick
Talking that mother fucking baby shit
You'z a punk ass nigger can't you see
Thatz the difference between niggers like you and me
I got bitches, on my mind
It's been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you fuck and make you pay up fast
Trick nigger, why you wanna be like that
Let them try for lent bitches take your fat ass stack
Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine
She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
All you playa hating niggas shouldn't be that way
There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch
Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the bitch is coming up
She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.
She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink
I'm a player ass nigger tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit
And I told her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen"
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.
All you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp ass nigger and the game don't stop
"All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots,
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the nigger in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had sex with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you can't get shit when you don't have game
Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Guerilla pimps just don't quit
I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
*MC Breed*
Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know
I want a bitch thats a top notch hoe
Just a Beyotch
(Too Short) Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
(Too Short) Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
(Too Short) Say mother fuck you damn shithead beyatch!!
Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm
(Too Short) Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Nuthin but a pimp
(Too Short) Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp
(Too Short) Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
(Too Short) Cuss words. Mother fuck you damn shithead beyotch!
Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know
(Too Short) Beyotch!!
There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know
(Too Short) Ain't nuthin like pimping damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know
(Too Short) There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole
Ah
(Too Short) That's it nigger, there is no more. Life is...
*Unknown Voice*
Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a bitch.
Ain't nothing like a mother fucking, BITCH!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it
(Takes a deep breath)
BITCH, I hate your mother fucking ass. You mother fucking Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. Fuck all yall. Hahahaha.