1. 1

    Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango

  2. 2

    Tom Lehrer - Smut

  3. 3

    Tom Lehrer - I Hold Your Hand In Mine

  4. 4

    Tom Lehrer - Oedipus Rex

  5. 5

    Tom Lehrer - Pollution

  6. 6

    Tom Lehrer - The Elements

  7. 7

    Tom Lehrer - Be Prepared

  8. 8

    Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week

  9. 9

    Tom Lehrer - The Irish Ballad

  10. 10

    Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go

  11. 11

    Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol

  12. 12

    Tom Lehrer - Alma

  13. 13

    Tom Lehrer - Bright College Days

  14. 14

    Tom Lehrer - Clementine

  15. 15

    Tom Lehrer - Everybody Eat

  16. 16

    Tom Lehrer - Fight Fiercely, Harvard!

  17. 17

    Tom Lehrer - George Murphy

  18. 18

    Tom Lehrer - I Got It From Agnes

  19. 19

    Tom Lehrer - I Wanna Go Back To Dixie

  20. 20

    Tom Lehrer - In Old Mexico

  21. 21

    Tom Lehrer - It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier

  22. 22

    Tom Lehrer - L-Y

  23. 23

    Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky

  24. 24

    Tom Lehrer - MLF Lullaby

  25. 25

    Tom Lehrer - My Home Town

  26. 26

    Tom Lehrer - New Math

  27. 27

    Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

  28. 28

    Tom Lehrer - Send The Marines

  29. 29

    Tom Lehrer - She's My Girl

  30. 30

    Tom Lehrer - Silent E

  31. 31

    Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

  32. 32

    Tom Lehrer - Thanksgiving

  33. 33

    Tom Lehrer - That's Mathematics

  34. 34

    Tom Lehrer - The Derivative Song

  35. 35

    Tom Lehrer - The Folk Song Army

  36. 36

    Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song

  37. 37

    Tom Lehrer - The Old Dope Peddler

  38. 38

    Tom Lehrer - The Professor's Song

  39. 39

    Tom Lehrer - The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

  40. 40

    Tom Lehrer - The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be

  41. 41

    Tom Lehrer - There's A Delta For Every Epsilon

  42. 42

    Tom Lehrer - Vatican Rag

  43. 43

    Tom Lehrer - Whatever Became of Hubert?

  44. 44

    Tom Lehrer - When You Are Old And Gray

  45. 45

    Tom Lehrer - Who's Next?

When You Are Old And Gray

Tom Lehrer

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.

Playlists relacionadas Ver mais playlists

Momentos

O melhor de 3 artistas combinados