(Good morning sir, my name's Darren and I'm calling from the national census, how are you today?)
Blessed!
(Okie dokie, we seem to be missing a piece of information)
Straight facts!
(Look I just need your current occupation)
Of course!
Wake up in the morning feeling humble
Bicep!
Shouting out my dreams I never mumble
Money clip!
Inspirational day trade, educational
For not just guys, but chicks too
Fire, thinking face!
Putting in the work to inspire
Prayer, hands up!
Quote from the G.O.A.T Einstein
Brain, food, cup!
Being intellectual my daily work schedule is online at my blog
Robot, fist, dog!
'Lotta people calling me a liar
Sword, fire!
But you haters bеtter not act surprised
Shocked, looking еyes!
When I turn my cheek (cheek!)
I'm pure motivational
Medal world key, hashtag: Inspirational!
Medal world key, hashtag: Inspirational
Trophy, fist bump, praying hands
Crown, angry, bull
Money face
Money face
Cowboy, poo
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag: Inspirational
(Should I- I'm gonna put down social media)
Social media's my tool
Hashtag: Hammer your dreams
(What the fuck does that mean?)
No one will employ me!
I would like to put you on the right path
Cry laugh!
Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using
Monocle, kitty cat weeping
You're feeling sleepy, can I have some money please?
Don't be incredulous
Money bag, light bulb!
When the stuff I say is nebulous
Cricket and mosquito!
I use emojis to deflect
Double avocado!
From the posts that don't make any fucking sense
Follow your dreams, when your dreams that you're following
Your dreams are not to be a follower
Thoughtful!
Listen to your heart
When your brain does a fart out its asshole
That's your soul
Social media's bad
Skull!
(I'm gonna ask, once more clearly
What is your job that earns you money?)
Blessed up hustler, paradigm buster!
(Alright I'm hanging up now-)
Okay, I sell kangen water
(Isn't that like a pyramid scheme?)
Nah it's multilevel marketing, no cap, it's different!
Everyday I live out my life as a leader
And all it cost was a four grand water filter
(Hang on, what do you mean you-
I thought you were selling them?)
They only let you sell them if you buy one, big brain!
Hashtag: Your dreams are, hashtag: Obtainable
If you're like me, hashtag
A dumbfuck-- inspirational
Medal world key, hashtag: Inspirational
Trophy, fist bump, praying hands
Crown, angry, bull
Money face
Money face
Cowboy, poo
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag: Inspirational
Stocks up
Diamond, iPhone, water!
Stocks down
Crying, police, lawyer!
Power fist, kissy lips
Tag will smith
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag: Inspirational
