You can judge a bad bitch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as king-kong
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long
She can read your mind, the girl's got real power
She gon' save a life, let's save a bad night
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life?
My crib is a crash site of demons and bad guys
They call me a fallen angel, really you half right
I never been no angel, not in my past life
But they always say I'm fallin' for all the same type
I fell for the brunette known in the city
Took me all around like the roles were reversed
Finally paid her back and I took her out the city
But I couldn't take the city life out of her
I'm beatin' the bottle up
I'm keepin' it on the hush
It's my vice, I'm callin' her kamala
All them bitches are only my friends
I got phoebes and rachels and even monicas
God damn it, I'm on a run
God knows what I run from
Cold winter and the potholes what I come from
Smart family, they all know I'm the dumb one
When they talk about me they say
All he ever does is monkeyin' around
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as king-kong (yeah, yeah)
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long (yeah, yeah)
She can read your mind, the girl's got real power
She gon' save a life, let's save a bad night (yeah, yeah)
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life?
You can judge a clean soul by the trends they ignore
You can judge a good man by the friends and her core
You can judge a good event, who promotes the event
You can judge a good girl if she knows those men
(You can judge a bad bitch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies)
You can judge a bad bitch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies
God knows, God knows I'm the sick one
I was just a little snot nose with a big one
Blowin' out the candle just this what I wished up
Created a world for myself
Now I'm just a dumb king of a kingdom
And I'm the dictator, so they call me ill like I'm kim-jong
I'm not here forever so don't act like I'm 'bouta stay
If I die tomorrow, they gon' ask what I did today
I'm monkeyin' around
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as king-kong (yeah, yeah)
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long (yeah, yeah)
She can read your mind, the girl's got real power
She gon' save a life, let's save a bad night (yeah, yeah)
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life? (how many?)
You can judge a bad bitch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies
