You got caught up in U-locks, played chicken with bike cops, danced badly with employees at hotel picket lines. Stole copies from Kinko's, spray painted the windows, and slept on the floor for a year. Then they got you on charges of assaulting an officer, interfering with a "protector of the peace", disorderly conduct, harassment, and trespassing; we panicked, and now you're locked in a jail cell alone.
But don't ever get lonely. You've got friends in most places.
